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I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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A summary of the romance in death becomes you

#goals #death becomes you #skelliefranky

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yeah sure why not

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biology of a stapler

#yes a stapler is a horse!!! #czech

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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

#humanity

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#reblogging again bcs i learnt a lot #choking #kink

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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Happy light jacket day to all those who celebrate

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

#april 25th

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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

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First carriage ride of the year 🐶🌼

For anyone new, Holly Mop is a rescue dog who spent the first few years of her life in a cage. When we first got her she was terrified of being outside and would become ill with stress when we tried to take her on walks. We got her a stroller to see if that would help and it became her favorite thing. Three years later she’s able to walk on leash in quiet spaces, but still loves the elevated view from her carriage.

The flowers are left over from renfaire last year:

#i can't she's so precious 😭 #pup

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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.