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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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“kill them with kindness” WRONG! nether dimension

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Story time because I'm so gay for my boyfriend

He and I play on a lore-heavy SMP together with some friends, and we have left little signs for each other while one is AFK or offline if the other also has to go AFK or is going to grab something from another location. Just a little "hey don't panic when you get back!" sorta gesture.

Some of the signs we have left each other include:

A sign that I originally put down saying something along the lines of "Hi pretty boy, if I'm AFK when you get back, I went to grab my doordash order", and when I returned with my food, the side of the sign facing me said "hi pretty boy, I went to make myself food."

A good morning message on our living room table saying that he was going to the volcano (there was a build he was working on there). He remembered I logged out there, so it was the first thing I saw when I logged on.

Another good morning message, this time in a friend's cabin where we had logged off. His character had fainted the night before, and mine fell asleep looking after him, so when he woke up and hopped on before I did, he left a note so I didn't panic that he wasn't in the cabin anymore.

Many, many signs pointing at the AFK one that just said "<- Gay".

And a bonus related thing:

Many permanent signs on the SMP have had the backs of them vandalized (or plundered, as they usually say) with various pirate-speak phrases by a pirate crew that some players created. It's not just the pirates doing the vandalizing anymore, and it's odd to find a sign that hasn't been edited in this way.

Rant over, I'm gay, silly little notes on signs are great

i love minecraft waiting behaviors. Writing on a sign and you can vaguely see your friend hopping around making spontaneous parkour out of the terrain while they wait for you to finish. writing a message in chat and having the person you’re talking to crouch right in front of you or stand as close to you as possible while they wait for you to finish. Finally finishing writing in a book only to see your friend has made several new furniture pieces and/or surrounded you in a cobblestone cube that may or may not have a sign on it. theres something so charming to it

#minecraft #mineblr #mc

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Twitter really liked this one so have a doggy

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#well we have two options #1. Terraforming??? (Dorf Romantik) #2. Working with the fae (Minecraft - specifically a lore SMP. I have a fae circle on my island and an admin visits me as fae spirits!)

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Hey no offense but I used to rule the world chunks would load when I gave the word

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Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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Trucks are so gay the bed is there at you can have gay sex with your gay boyfriend

#this gives off just the right amount of gay redneck vibes and im surprisingly for it

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Knowledge is empowering

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shrek is 15 years old today

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Controversial take if I've ever heard one

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reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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frog chair

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"