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bugs for the girls

#bugs!!!!! #<333

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Does anybody remember [insect-like chattering]. Nobody [insect-like chattering]s anymore. Like and reblog if you [insect-like chattering]

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I d9n’t dismiss y9ur views. I respect them. I have T9LD y9u this.

you’re pretty gangsta, pe1xes!

Sloppy phone sketch - angry boy and lost boy

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #love this sketchy style sm #AND HOW U DID RUFIOHS HAIR. wonderful #rufioh nitram #kankri vantas

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#meenah peixes #<333 #she looks so cute

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Perpetual motion lawn

#saving so I can stim 2 the sound later #juno ur a genius release the 10hr nightcore version NOW

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She fought for narrative relevancy and I love her for it

#ARANEAAAAA #I love how you did her spiderweb skirt so much #YOUR MEENAH ON THE SIDE TOO….beautiful #aranea serket #meenah peixes

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some dancestor doodles while i figure out how i wanna draw them

#I LOVE HOW THEY ALL LOOK HERE !!!! #cronus ampora #kankri vantas #porrim maryam #meulin leijon

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She said, "Come on, come on, kiss my battery/Come on, come on, I'll be your android girl."

#dirk strider #I love how u did the coloring on the heart #looks like a gummy. Green apple #/pos

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johnny shmeek is a valid troll name

#homestuck #the signless #the psiioniic

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when you think about it, dreaming is kind of like homestuck. confusing. complicated. can't remember what happened afterward. scientists don't really understand it. dirk is there sometimes

#I once had a Dream that dirk strider was a police officer who had a sitcom show?? #and he was just slamming the amporas for being awful drivers. #Like god awful #and then i woke up #and he was in my fucking bedroom. #To Inform me that my dog shit on my floor #And then to let me know that the creator of the song AUDIT had something to do with the crime #Then I got woken up for school #it was weird but I’ll never forget it #is dirk invading people’s dreams in weird ways normal or do I need to talk to my therapist about that

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post I just reblogged has me thinking. Dancestors after dooming themselves through their own selfish childishness, but also they themselves were children at the start of their session. Of course they were childish, of course they didn’t consider others, their lives never required it fundamentally. Beforus was still the dog eat dog world alternia was, but with a pretty coat of paint. And the universe cursed these kids by forcing them around eachother 24/7 and giving them a task too daunting for most of them to even comprehend

When faced with the weight of the universe most of them collapsed and ran back into what they knew: naive impressions of adulthood and maturity and drama. They’re literally just a bunch of internet friends coping via communication with eachother.

And then the few characters who actually understood and were up to the task of rewriting the universe had SOMETHING blocking them. Aranea wasn’t respected enough for anyone to listen to. Meenah was too emotionally immature to lead a group properly, and only fueled their existing issues with eachother. Kurloz was preoccupying himself with ensuring the security of the timeline and the birth of Lord English.

Like. It’s both their own fault. And the universe’s. For forcing them to do this. For telling them to grow up and not giving them the proper resources. The universe didn’t lead a horse to water, it found the horse in a desert and told it to find a drink

#!! VERY IMPORTANT ADDITION #thank you Tumblr user caliborniastuck

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post I just reblogged has me thinking. Dancestors after dooming themselves through their own selfish childishness, but also they themselves were children at the start of their session. Of course they were childish, of course they didn’t consider others, their lives never required it fundamentally. Beforus was still the dog eat dog world alternia was, but with a pretty coat of paint. And the universe cursed these kids by forcing them around eachother 24/7 and giving them a task too daunting for most of them to even comprehend

When faced with the weight of the universe most of them collapsed and ran back into what they knew: naive impressions of adulthood and maturity and drama. They’re literally just a bunch of internet friends coping via communication with eachother.

And then the few characters who actually understood and were up to the task of rewriting the universe had SOMETHING blocking them. Aranea wasn’t respected enough for anyone to listen to. Meenah was too emotionally immature to lead a group properly, and only fueled their existing issues with eachother. Kurloz was preoccupying himself with ensuring the security of the timeline and the birth of Lord English.

Like. It’s both their own fault. And the universe’s. For forcing them to do this. For telling them to grow up and not giving them the proper resources. The universe didn’t lead a horse to water, it found the horse in a desert and told it to find a drink

#they also had to fail for the universe itself to stay intact #like #if they didn’t fail at everything LE wouldn’t have been born and the timeline would collapse #there’s probably a group of dancestors in a different timeline. a doomed one. where they did everything right. where they won at sburb #and the universe itself denied them because greatness and success is something they aren’t allowed to have #their purpose in homestuck is just to fail and be cannon fodder #skullthinks

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the dancestors are fascinating to me conceptually

they're such a delightfully dysfunctional mess and the best part is you don't even need to wonder how these chucklefucks survived

because they didn't

they failed and then they died, and you just have to see them interact to understand it was probably hopeless from the start

they're canonically *not good enough*;

and they still manage to fail *again* regardless (especially aranea)

tragicomedy

characters fundamentally written to be *inadequate*

(meenah being the notable exception, as well as arguably kurloz)

#YEAH #YEAHYEAH THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING #EXPLODES. ORGANS EVERYWHEDE. THANK U OP #dancestors

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#aranea !!! #shes so pretty #aranea serket

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FL Studio Girlfriend and Audacity Boyfriend. They should get to make absolutely abysmal tracks together for enrichment. 2.5 hour long Karkat tirade with a few inscrutable verses from Dave interspersed somewhere and the beat is just a nightcore version of Tom Jones's It's Not Unusual with the amen break crudely overlaid. John convinces them to cover How Do I Live and it ends up being a shitty midi track laden with Hannah Barbera running sound effects.

#I misinterpreted ‘prod. Karkat’ as like #a vocaloid producer #and thought Dave was the vocaloid. #And then I realized that was a little silly #post is so real though 10/10 #dave strider #karkat vantas