❛ Are you trying to ruin the mood? ❜
“Yes, and then you’ll have to wait a very. long. time. before you get another go. Unless you want to try seducing Marjorie Dursley.”
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❛ I can bite my tongue ‘til AFTER. ❜
“Uh-huh, and if you call me ‘ma’am’ then this ends right then. And we both know how cranky you are when you don’t get to finish.”
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❛ Fine. But I’m not above calling you ma’am just to annoy you. Since you’re the one who brought up the age thing. ❜
“Last time I checked, Mister, I was your elder. Now respect me and get over here.”
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❛ I never said no. I just want you to come to me. But if you really want me to get up, I will. Because I love you. But don’t think I won’t hold it over your head next time. ❜
“See, James, the problem here is that you’re all talk. I’ve yet to see any kind of result.”
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I should go on the record and let everyone know that I’m not really back - I’ve just been coming on now and again to send memes and check on things, but I haven’t really been doing replies. Today, I couldn’t resist the crack because laughing is fun and good for the soul.
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❛ Don’t think I don’t know what you’re doing. You know I can’t resist a CHALLENGE. I like your shirt, by the way. ❜
“Do you even know what you’re doing without help from that one thing? I’m beginning to wonder.”
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❛ What — even when I do the thing? You know... the thing. ❜
“The only wand I want to see used in the bedroom is your dick.”
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❛ Hey now — don’t be like that. My pants can easily come off. I don’t even have to get up to do it. That’s what magic is for. ❜
“Obviously not since you’re still wearing pants. Mood killer.”
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❛ I just got comfortable. ❜
“Get in here and maybe I’ll let you.”
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[ text ] just made my panties disappear... must be magic...
I CAN’T RESPOND TO THIS BECAUSE I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD
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He let out a bark of laughter, his eyes darkened by her tone. As much as he did want to see what was underneath, he couldn’t deny that the dirty banter was fun. “Earned it? It’s my bloody birthday, Lily! I shouldn’t have to earn anything.”
It seemed almost cruel to make him keep waiting, since she’d been teasing him one way or another all day. But there were few things more fun than frustrating him. “Hmmm,” she looked up at him and tilted her head to the side, grinning. “I’m not sure if you’ve quite earned the right to unwrap your next gift.”
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“I’ve been here at least fifteen minutes! That’s three times the required amount.” He loved his best friend, but he was also had gotten a glimpse at what Lily was wearing under her clothes and it was hard to stop thinking about.
“Oh, well, see I would love to. But once I have you all to myself, I don’t really feel like sharing you.” It may have been his birthday, but that did not mean by any means that Lily was going to lay off the teasing. She slipped a hand into his back pocket and gave his arse a squeeze. “You have to give Sirius at least five minutes of your attention or else he’ll come looking for you. And wouldn’t that be a shame!”
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His eyes met her and a wiry smile played at his lips. Lily Evans was going to be the death of him, he was sure.
“Why don’t we just blow this party so you can show me the rest of it?”
“Did you get your present?”
It is probably a little tacky
to be so smug about her gift
giving abilities, but Lily knew she’d done good.
@impulsiively gets birthday shit
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Happy Brithday, love!
The shirt is neatly wrapped at the foot of his bed when he wakes up with a birthday card. The cake, he gets later at his party. And the lace…that’s folded inside his new shirt, a strong hint at a different present he can cash in later.
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Hart & Home–A Jily Playlist
Start of Time-Gabrielle Aplin // You and I-Queen // Shiver Shiver-WALK THE MOON // Magic-Colbie Caillat // Hooked on a Feeling-Blue Swede // Good Vibrations-The Beach Boys // How Do You Feel Today-Gabrielle Aplin // Back To You-Twin Forks // Free & Untorn-Matthew Mole // Treacherous-Taylor Swift // Shut Up and Dance-WALK THE MOON // I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)-Sleeping At Last // Scrapping Up The Pieces-Twin Forks // Teenage Dream-Boyce Avenue // Gone, Gone, Gone-Phillip Phillips // You’re My Best Friend-Queen
listen here
art . art
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Spank me, Daddy ; ) xoxo Loki
“What the fuck is this?” James looks over to Sirius’ bed. His friend is holding up what looks like a weird little pink circle in a colorful wrapped. “Con-dum. What the hell?”
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