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keepsake

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This is so fucking funny she’s literally just a boomer trying to understand millennial lingo. “How do you do fellow kids” energy

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she WILL NOT change her mind

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hoyo found another way to hurt me over la signora...

arlecchino's voiceline is hilarious, la signora was a RICH AUNTIE AUGHH. it's simultaneously pathetically cute and so sad that she was bribing the kids for love. im going to think about la signora at the house of the hearth forever now

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arlecchino's SQ spoilers!

DUDE. THE SYMBOLISM OF ARLECCHINO SITTING IN THE SHADOWS, THE "DARKNESS" OF THE HOUSE OF THE HEARTH THAT RUNS SO IMPOSSIBLY DEEP TO WHICH SHE IS CHAINED BECAUSE SHE IS THE KNAVE NOW AND SHE CANNOT LEAVE, WHILE CLERVIE BURNS AWAY IN THE SUN AND ATTAINS THE FREEDOM SHE WANTED SO DEEPLY. I AM SO INSANE RIGHT NOW THAT WAS SO FUCKING COOL DUDE.

and holyyy shit dude. guys. hello? i am so abnormal right now. the fact that arlecchino was LOOKING for another way to let her children go without technically breaking the rules--that was her experiment with dottore, the secret one that lyney mentioned, no? it was the extraction of the flames in her body and their memory-expelling capabilities. the "execution list" IS an execution list. but it also isn't!!!!!! because technically the agent of the HOTH dies, but the person is reborn anew.

idc what ANY OF YOU SAY that woman cares about her children 😇🙏 why the hell else would she deliberately try to find a way to "kill" them so that they may be free? Guys???????? GUYS?!?!?!??!

also the fact that she definitely could have absolutely BLAZED the traveler in that fight but didn't. pretty sure she was going easy on them tbh. also you all have no idea how excited i am that the traveler LOST dude i am so happy!!!!! this means that the top 3 harbingers will ABSOLUTELY fucking WRECK the traveler if they ever butt heads RAHHHHHHH no more plot armor for you, aether <3

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based on arlecchinos voiceline about her not being able to understand the hearth kids' slang, here are some scenarios me and my friend came up with:

hearth kids: "skibidi rizz, why are you watching cocomelon, thats not ratioed. you need to start mewing"

arle, sitting in the corner: "what the fuck are you saying"

lyney, trying to explain what camp means

arle: *head in hands, about to go up in flames because she feels old*

"why are you coming out of the closet? we're in a hallway, there is no closet?"

"What do you mean you think it's time to come out? We're already outside?"

"who did you slay? do i need to bury a body for you?"

arle, to lyney: "wait i thought you were going to be the next king of the hearth. why is everyone calling you a queen?"

"Lynnette why did you write 'slay pussy boss' on the report about Furina I had you make?"

Arle: you can't do that anymore freminet. That's against the rules

Freminet: okay miss girl

Arle: ???? I am a woman???

lyney: "youre gaslighting and gatekeeping, but youre not girlbossing"

arle: "i actually did gaslight last night. i burned that one rich guys house down. i thought i told you about that?"

"What do you mean you've been afflicted with 'brain rot' are you okay?!?!"

"drag queen? to where? are they angry at miss furina again?"

arle, to lyney: "why are they calling me and columbina fruity? my cologne smells nothing like fruit"

lyney: "father, why do you have that look on your face?"

arle: "WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME AN EGG"

arle: "top energy? bottom energy? if you want to succeed in the house of the hearth, then you must have top energy at all times and never fall behind"

lyney: "no thats- thats not what they meant"

"lynette, why are the kids calling neuvillette babygirl?"

"serving cunt? please dont do that, thats unsanitary"

#DO I NEED TO BURY A BODY FOR YOU #I SWEAR THAT VOICELINE WAS HILARIOUS #THIS ADDITION MAKES IT EVEN BETTER #if you want to succeed in the house of the hearth you must always have top energy #YES MA'AM NOTED

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Men shouldn't masturbate it's a sin

sin is perpendicular upon hypotenuse and the triangle has acute angles so why dont you stop being obtuse and stop projecting???

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at the end of the day it's just me and my uncompleted hobbies against the world

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And an exam! Don't forget the exam it's gonna feel left out!

Celebrating bday with physics formulas! What more could a girl ask for?<3

#shitposting #fuck these exams #exams

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LMAOOOO SKILL ISSUE GET REKT

happy bday!!!!!!!

now where cake? gimme.

SISJSHSH THANKSSSS😭❣

idk man I dont have a cake myself

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what other flavour can this be? brown?

happy bday!!!!!!!

now where cake? gimme.

SISJSHSH THANKSSSS😭❣

idk man I dont have a cake myself

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🎂🔪

there you go. now gimme a piece.

happy bday!!!!!!!

now where cake? gimme.

SISJSHSH THANKSSSS😭❣

idk man I dont have a cake myself

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love it when the entire bungou fucking stray dogs fandom all decide to collectively post today for mr nakahara chuuya’s birthday 😭

happy bday king 100% deserved

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[240429] Happy Birthday Chuuya!!

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

#i was literally about to cry #but this made it all better<3

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