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Did I just make a meme for my own fic?

Yes. Yes I did.

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Salim: Would you still like me if I was a worm?

Laura: I would hunt down every animal that eats worms and kill them to keep you safe.

#laura moon #Salim not salim #incorrect quotes #american gods

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Laura, making introductions: This is my husband, Shadow.

Laura: And this is our homewrecker, Mad Sweeney.

Mad Sweeney: Hi.

#mad sweeney #laura moon #madwife #incorrect quotes #american gods

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You're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally.

Laura to Salim, probably.

#Mad sweeney would've told him to take it personally #laura moon #american gods #incorrect quotes #Salim not salim

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Shadow: I work out for exactly two reasons:

Shadow: To give better hugs.

Shadow: So I can hold any type of animal like it's a baby.

#incorrect quotes #american gods #shadow moon

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Laura: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Salim: Don’t you hate yourself?

Laura: Yeah, but this is about you, stay focused.

#incorrect quotes #american gods #laura moon #salim not salim

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Laura with everyone she meets in s3

#meme #pictures #laura moon #salim not salim #madwife

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#american gods #shadow moon #salim not salim #czernobog #alignment chart #hinzleman

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Laura: Has Sweeney always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?

Brigitte: Sometimes he walks, occasionally he shuffles, periodically he ambles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.

#american gods #mad sweeney #laura moon #mamam Brigitte #incorrect quotes

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Shadow: Wait, how many kids DO you have?

Wednesday: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

#american gods #shadow moon #mr wednesday #incorrect quotes

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Wednesday opening his closet: What should I change into?

Shadow, from another room: A BETTER PERSON!

#incorrect quotes #american gods #shadow moon #mr wednesday

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Laura: Do you want to hear something dirty?

Sweeney: Sure.

Laura: You.

Sweeney: What?

Laura: You heard me. Take a shower.

#incorrect quotes #american gods #laura moon #mad sweeney #madwife

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Technical boy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

World, sighing: Wasn’t New Media with you?

New Media: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

#incorrect quotes #american gods #technical boy #new media #mr world

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World: Guys, shhhh. Do you know what that sound is?

Minions: What is?

World: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion pieces.

#incorrect quotes #american gods #ms world

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Shadow: It’s so hot in here.

Bilquis: Sorry. (^_−)−☆

#incorrect quotes #american gods

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Salim: Are you okay?

Laura: I guess... It really depends on how you define 'okay'.

Salim: People who are okay don't have to put that much thought into the question.