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Maureen: Croissants: dropped
Victor: Road: works ahead
John: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Prisha: Shavacado: fre
Dr. Smith: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Will:
Will, grumpy: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
I made a second version 'cause @starfiresupernova s reblog had me crackling.
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Penny: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Don: Oh, you’ve been?
Penny: Once. In Monopoly.
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Judy, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Penny, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Will, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Don, trembling: What are we playing
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Judy: Croissants: dropped
Will: Road: works ahead
Don: BBQ sauce: on my titties
John: Shavacado: fre
Penny: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Dr. Smith:
Dr.Smith, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Dr. Smith: Nothing in life is free.
Penny: Love is free!
Will: Adventure is free.
Judy: Knowledge is free.
Don: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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If you know the source of a quote (where the source is missing) please tell me!
I want to give credits to the creator/s.
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John: Penny, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Penny: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
John: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Judy.
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Dr. Smith: How long are we going to let him do this?
Maureen: Just give him a minute.
Don: [pushing a door that's clearly labelled pull]
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Penny: Hey Dad?
John: Yes, Kiddo?
Penny: How long can someone breathe in a washing machine while it’s running?
John, laughing: Now why would you want to know that Penny?
Penny:
John:
John: Where’s Will-
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Judy: Why are you smiling?
Don: What? Can't I just be happy?
Penny: Smith tripped and fell on her face.
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John: Sometimes Maureen will ask me, 'what do you think you’re doing?' but that just means stop. She didn’t actually want to know my thought process.
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Seems legit
Okay, but i just talked to my sister and referred to history facts as canon past. And she was like: ???. And I am like: Dang I'm way too deep in Fandom.
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*John handed something to Don*
Don: *to John* Thanks Dad...
*everyone is staring at Don*
Don: *confused* Why is everyone staring at me?
Dr. Smith: You just called John 'Dad', you said: 'Thanks Dad'
Don: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks man.
John: Do you see me as a father figure, Don?
Don: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
Maureen: Hey! You show your father some respect!
Don: I didn't call him Dad!
John: No, no. Don, I take it as a compliment.
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Vijay: Have you given this any thought at all?
Penny: Oh, I don't do that.
Vijay: What?
Penny: Thinking. It's a nasty habit.
Based on a prompt by: @givethispromptatry
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*in an argument*
Maureen: What? You think I might tell everyone on the Resolute that you like to be the little spoon?
John: Everyone likes to be the little spoon. It makes you feel safe! Victor, back me up on this.
Victor: Yes, little spoon all the way.
John: See!?
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Don: I know you're to proud to say "I told you so" so I'm just gonna....
Judy: Told you so! Not too proud.
Don: Yea... seems right.
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Queen Debbie here to reign over us all!
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Sparkling Penny 🌟
Lost in Space doesn't belong to me, I only edited the pictures :)
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