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Tsubomi: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Lala: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.
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Karen: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Kurumi: *turning to Nozomi* How tall are you?
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Erika: I was arrested for being too cool. Yuri: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Nagisa: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Honoka: You're like 15 years old Nagisa: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Nodoka: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Regina: I'm a reverse necromancer. MakoPi: Isn't that just killing people? Regina: Ah, technicality.
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Madoka: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Emiru's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...
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Yume: Hey Kotoko, Kotoko: Yes? Yume: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Kotoko: Kotoko: Where’s Maira?
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 Erika: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
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Elena: I told Yuni their ears flush when they lie. Madoka: Why? Elena: Look. Elena: Hey Yuni! Do you love us? Yuni, covering their ears: No. Madoka:
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Store Worker: Would a Ms. Kokone Fuwa please come to the front desk? Kokone, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Yui and Ran Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Yui and Ran, simultaneously: We got lost :( Kokone: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Hikari: Why are you on the floor? Nagisa: I'm depressed. Nagisa: Also I was stabbed, can you get Honoka, please.
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Ako: Why are your tongues purple? Kanade: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Hibiki: I had a red one. Ako: oh Ako: Ako: OH Ellen: Ellen: You drank each other's slushies?
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Love: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Setsuna: I wake up at 4:30 AM Love: Love: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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 Erika, Tsubomi, and Itsuki are sitting on a bench Yuri: Why do you guys look so sad? Erika: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Yuri sits down* Tsubomi: The bench is freshly painted.
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Rina: This is such a bad idea. Hanon: Then why are you coming along? Rina: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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