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[incorrect-svtfoe]

Young River: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Young Moon: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Young River: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#source: brooklyn nine nine #incorrect svtfoe #river johanson #moon butterfly

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Star: Marco, please keep an eye on Ponyhead today. She's gonna say something to the wrong person and get herself punched.

Marco: Sure, I'd love to see Ponyhead get punched

Star: Try again.

Marco: I will stop Ponyhead from getting punched.

Star: Correct.

#source: tumblr #incorrect svtfoe #star butterfly #marco diaz #ponyhead #this could work both ways tbh

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Marco: Can i ask you a question?

Star: You just did.

Marco: Wh-

Star: Because that was a question.

Marco:

Star: When you said "Can i ask you a question?" That was a question.

Marco: Why are you in the fish tank?

#source: tumblr #incorrect svtfoe #marco diaz #star butterfly

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Meteora's first words:

#source: me #incorrect svtfoe #meteora butterfly

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Marco: I know how to cheer you up, gossip.

Tom: I hate gossip. Gossip is for the weak.

Tom:

Tom: Who's is it?

#source: tumblr #incorrect svtfoe #marco diaz #tom lucitor

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Marco: Did you tell anyone we're dating?

Star: Yes, I have no self control and told everyone we were dating.

Marco: Okay, no need for sarcasm.

Star: No, really, I have no self control and told everyone that we're dating.

#source: tumblr #incorrect svtfoe #marco diaz #star butterfly

[incorrect-svtfoe]

I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questions morals.

-Janna

#source: tumblr #incorrect svtfoe #janna ordonia

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Janna: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

#source: scatterpatter #incorrect svtfoe #janna ordonia

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Movie: Make sure your phone's volume is turned off.

Marco, who's had his phone on vibrate since 2012: *checks*

#source: personal experience #incorrect svtfoe #marco diaz

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Tom: Look at you getting all romantic with these candles.~

Janna: First of all, I'm about to sacrifice you.

#source: tumblr #incorrect svtfoe #tom lucitor #janna ordonia

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Hekapoo: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

#source: scatterpatter #incorrect svtfoe #hekapoo

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Star: (Game show announcer voice) Who's Marcos best friend?!

Tom: It's me!

Kelly: It's me!

Janna: It's me.

Ponyhead: It's probably not me.

#source: somewhere #incorrect svtfoe #star butterfly #marco diaz #tom lucitor #kelly #janna ordonia #ponyhead #kelly svtfoe

[incorrect-svtfoe]

'Are you decent?' Not morally, but I am wearing pants.

Janna

#source: wattpad #incorrect svtfoe #Janna Ordonia

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Kelly: I swing both ways ;). Violently, with a bat.

#source: tumblr #incorrect svtfoe #kelly

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Jackie: Marco's missing, can you find him?

Janna: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Jackie: ...Well, do you?

Janna:

Janna: Yeah, hang on.

#source: me #incorrect svtfoe #jackie lynn thomas #janna ordonia #marco diaz

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Marco: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Star: I think you lost Pony Head.

Marco: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

#source: Red Dwarf #incorrect svtfoe #marco diaz #star butterfly #ponyhead

[incorrect-svtfoe]

Marco: All of my red hoodies are disappearing. It's weird.

Janna, wearing Marco's hoodie: Spooky.

#source: my cousin #incorrect svtfoe #marco diaz #janna ordonia