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Sheridan: I love Delenn so much, I would do anything for her!

(short silence)

Sheridan: She asked me out for some weird festival of this stupid culture of hers. I have no idea what the hell it even is.

Ivanova: Just google it?

Sheridan: Nah, that’s too much effort for her.

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Londo: Vir!

Vir: Yes, sir.

Londo: Can I have a couple of aspirin or a weapon of some kind to kill people with?

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Sheridan: Kosh, I think you should play the role of my father. 

Kosh: I don't want to be your father. 

Sheridan: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

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Garibaldi: You tricked me.

Bester: I deceived you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

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Lorien: "Sheridan, the Gates of Hell have opened and you’re my plus one."

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G'Kar: I wrote a book. "The First Historical Guide to Narn." I wrote it as a reference for myself, but then my campaign advisors said we should make it a big wide release. So we had people contribute, we added pictures, and we removed a lot of my poems and emotional ramblings and pictures of unicorns and here it is!

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Londo: The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you burn an ex-wife effigy.

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Sheridan: There is a great dinosaur-themed restaurant in the Zocalo. It is called Jurassic Fork. I have gone there three times a week for the last 15 years.

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Delenn: You know, in the 1880's, there were a few years that were pretty rough and tumble on Minbar. This depicts kind of a famous fight between Reverend Bradley and Annabeth Stevenson, a widowed mother of seven. The original title of this was "A Lively Fisting." But y'know, they had to change it for...obvious reasons.

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President Clark: The number of people whose permission I need before I can do whatever the hell I want... Let me tell you something - there's really a lot to be said for fascism.

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Sheridan: Even when they're here in session, getting a hundred ambassadors in line is still like trying to get cats to walk in a parade.

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Vir: You lied to me just then.

Londo: I'm a politician, Vir. Of course I lied to you just then.

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Marcus: My grandfather used to nap every afternoon. He lived to be 93.

Susan: Really?

Marcus: He'd lie there on the sofa and you couldn't wake him for the world. Grammy would say: "He might as well be a dead man." Then, of course, one day we couldn't wake him. He really was a dead man. Poor Grammy. For weeks, she kept insisting: "He's napping, he's napping."

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Ivanova: Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have". Do you understand?

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Sheridan: Let me explain something to you, Lorien. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, John. Act."

Lorien: So you weren't thinking.

Sheridan: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

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General Hague: Captain.

Sheridan: Hague! Hague, you old polecat, you old so-and-so.

General Hague: Trying to be "one of the fellas," sir?

Sheridan: Yeah.

General Hague: Well, well done, sir.

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Sheridan: With the ingredients for stuffing you have to cook them before you put them in the turkey, and you're not going to know whether I did or not.

Delenn: I'll do what I always do with anything you cook. I'll wait for Lennier to eat it first.

Sheridan: Me, too.

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