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Robert: You almost got us killed!
Trevor: …
Trevor: You’ve nearly gotten us killed a dozen times.
Trevor: Yesterday.
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Sandra: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. 
Max: You are my reward. 
Meanwhile…
Chris: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. 
Trevor: True, you can be really difficult at times. 
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Max: I’m a hopeless bromantic. High five me in the rain, fist bump me gently as the sun sets.
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Sandra: Academia is cool and sexy until I’m expected to do work.
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Sandra: You’re annoying.
Max: Then stop holding my hand.
Sandra: No.
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Trevor: I'm like if a corpse had to wake up every day.
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Robert: [Loses Dennis in a crowd]
Robert:
Robert: [Shrugs]
Robert: Oh, well.
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Dennis: What if they made virgin edibles? Like, edibles with no weed?
Chris: …
Chris: Dennis, do you mean FOOD?
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Vanessa: You’ll never guess what Dennis just asked me.
Sandra: Was it ‘can I borrow a comb’?
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Max: Quick, take my hand!
Sandra, grabbing his hand: Now what?
Max: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.
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Sandra: : Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?
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Annie: It is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink.
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Sandra: We should get married.
Max: We’ve been together for less than a year.
Sandra: I know and I’ve shown incredible restraint for waiting this long.
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Trevor: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.
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Robert: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing something nice?
Sandra: Experience.
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Max: Can I tell you a secret?
Annie: Of course.
Max: I think I might like Sandra.
Annie: Okay. What’s the secret?
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Chris: What would you say motivates Johnathan?
Sandra: Blowjobs.
Chris: …Is there a second option?
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