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#Cornley Polytechnic Amateur Dramatic Society
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Sandra: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. 
Max: You are my reward. 
Meanwhile…
Chris: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. 
Trevor: True, you can be really difficult at times. 
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POV: you are normal about mischief 
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Chris: Could you tell them to stop yelling at the football?
Sandra: Football? They’re watching last night’s Bake Off.
Dennis: Look at that sponge!
Max: That’s rubbish!
Trevor: Temper your chocolate, you twat!
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Robert: You almost got us killed!
Trevor: …
Trevor: You’ve nearly gotten us killed a dozen times.
Trevor: Yesterday.
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Sandra: You’re annoying.
Max: Then stop holding my hand.
Sandra: No.
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Trevor: I'm like if a corpse had to wake up every day.
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Max: I’m a hopeless bromantic. High five me in the rain, fist bump me gently as the sun sets.
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Robert: [Loses Dennis in a crowd]
Robert:
Robert: [Shrugs]
Robert: Oh, well.
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Chris, banging on Max’s door: Open up!
Max: What’s the password?
Chris: What?
Max: No.
Chris: Open this door!
Max: Not even close!
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Annie: Look, Chris, it's the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and it’s Monday.
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Max, drawing a picture of Chris: What do you think, Chris? Your eyes are red cause I ran out of brown.
Chris: My eyes are green.
Max: Now you tell me.
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Max: Quick, take my hand!
Sandra, grabbing his hand: Now what?
Max: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.
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Max: Can I tell you a secret?
Annie: Of course.
Max: I think I might like Sandra.
Annie: Okay. What’s the secret?
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Sandra: We should get married.
Max: We’ve been together for less than a year.
Sandra: I know and I’ve shown incredible restraint for waiting this long.
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Chris, to Max and Sandra: I understand that you two love each other to the moon and back, but can you please stop eye-fucking each other?
Max, cheerfully: No.
Chris: Thought not.
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Trevor: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Listen, I woke up at noon and then it was 5pm, okay? I don't KNOW!
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