April: Describe your average night.
Mona Lisa: They wear suits of armor.
April: No, I mean, at bedtime.
Mona Lisa: Oh, they probably take it off.
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Soldier: SALT CAN'T BE THE ONLY DELICIOUS ROCK! I'VE GOT TO START TASTING ROCKS SO I CAN FIND THE BEST ONE!
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Barnaby: Okay, so I tried smoking some salmon but it’s incredibly hard to roll in a blunt and I’m not high at all!
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Enemy F/O: Hey. Do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches.
S/I: Why were you on wanting to fuck me island?🤨📸
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Stop getting bumps from the chumps and come attack-a this Whacka.
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Meme #412
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Dexter: I let my cat drink the bathtub water while I was in it.
Father Gregor: Once again, kind of weird, but not a sin.
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Peter: Nat, can you sign something for school?
Natasha, shaking her head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.
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Yami: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Charmy, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Liebe, in his smaller form, whispering back: Because I have small hands.
Charmy: Because he has small hands!
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I just offered this girl the world, so I don’t know where the rest of y’all gone live but it can’t be here.
Callisto Regulus, at some point
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Mappa's three men and one man child
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Heavy: If my boyfriend think he can just bat his cute little eyes at me and get what he wants he’s absolutely right.
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Duke: Bruce, can you sign something for school?
Bruce, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.
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