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elder kettle: cuphead? why is your face in the newspaper?

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mugman: hi. i’m mugman and this is pitchfork.

[his goat]

mugman: we’re both gemini vegetarians.

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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elder kettle: if you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

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cactus girl: if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.

ms chalice: well maybe you should have principles.

cactus girl: you’re right, maybe i should.

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mugman: mugsy, i think you've earned yourself an extra muffin.

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cuphead: how come i’m not dead?

mugman: because you are the luckiest and the unluckiest cup on the face of the earth all at the same time.

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the devil: somebody up there has got it in for me. i bet it's my father.

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mugman: sometimes it's nice not to be special. sometimes it's nice to listen to what everyone else listens to. just to be normal for once.

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[ cupbros caused something to explode ]

mugman : don’t tell elder kettle about this.

cuphead : you want me to lie to elder kettle ?!

mugman : is that a problem ?

cuphead : no .

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the devil: where’s evil?

vile: he had to go bathroom.

the devil: [imitating vile] he had to go bathroom.

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the devil : cuphead used the hellevator ? i didn’t know he knew how to do that .

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ms chalice : king dice is overrated , to be honest .

cuphead : kill yourself .

ms chalice : WOAH ?!

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cuphead: happy birthday! here’s bowlboy’s gift to you !

mugman: that's a big box .

cuphead : yeah !

mugman: .. he's inside it , isn't he ?

cuphead: [sighing] yeah ..

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stickler: [ hell is gathered around a coffee machine ] so... who broke it?

stickler: i'm not mad. i just want to know.

henchman: i did. i broke—

stickler: no, no you didn't. boss?

the devil: don’t look at me. look at dice.

king dice: what? i didn't break it.

the devil: huh. that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

king dice: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

the devil: [leans in] suspicious.

vile: if it matters - probably not - but evil was the last one to use it.

evil: liar! i don't even drink that crap!

vile: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

evil: i chew on the wooden stirrers to strengthen my teeth; everyone knows that, vile!

henchman: okay, okay! let’s not fight! i broke it, let me pay for it, stickler!

stickler: no! who broke it!

the devil: [looks at malice, then at stickler] stickler... ms malice has been awfully quiet.

ms malice: REALLY?

the devil: yeah! really.

ms malice: oh, my gosh! [everyone starts arguing except stickler]

stickler: i broke it.

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mugman : hey , are you okay ?

cuphead : get away , nerd .

mugman : oh , okay .

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cuphead : elder kettle has been found dead on the inkwell isles .

mugman : is he okay ?

cuphead : he’s alright , but he died .

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