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OBJECTION SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU CALLED ME FRESH.....invalid argument -mod fresh
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WE HAVEN’T POSTED IN EXACTLY 333 DAYS WHERE ARE THESE NOTES COMING FROM -MOD FRESH or whatever tf my mod name was
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when was the last time YOU made a post fresh... -mod purple
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WE HAVEN’T POSTED IN EXACTLY 333 DAYS WHERE ARE THESE NOTES COMING FROM -MOD FRESH or whatever tf my mod name was
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WE HAVEN’T POSTED IN EXACTLY 333 DAYS WHERE ARE THESE NOTES COMING FROM -MOD FRESH or whatever tf my mod name was
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Assistant: It's just like in chess, sometimes you have to sacrifice your king to win.
Harold: That's exactly how you lose in chess.
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Checkers: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow? Beautiful? By the water? Unburdened?
Boots: I want to be the Whomping Willow instead. It beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
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Assistant: You’re… shallow.
Cakegirl: Shallow? That’s SUCH a relief. I thought it was something serious like I was ugly.
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Green: How does Yma know your birthday?
Orange: I asked her for a present last year.
Green: You asked her for a present?
Orange: To stop searching for me.
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Green: There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.
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Purple: Okay, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" in the count of three.
Purple: One... two... three!
Cirrus:
Purple:
Cirrus:
Purple: See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us.
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Wallis: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Assistant:
Seaweed:
Assistant: I'm gonna tell him.
Seaweed: Don't you dare.
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Niak: You’re clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want.
Yma: Tell me about it.
Niak: I murdered my prisoners last night.
Yma: I feel you.
Niak: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop murdering.
Yma: Been there.
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Petunia: Wallis, can I speak to you for a moment in private?
Wallis: Oooooh, someone’s in trouble! …It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.
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Cirrus: You're supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Purple: Why?
Cirrus: I'm told it's a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Nim: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings.
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Orange: You’re giving me the silent treatment?
Green: ……..
Orange: Finally.
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Purple, to Cirrus: I’m sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate.
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Wallis: I need you to meet me and I need you to come alone.
Seaweed: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Green: Pay me.
Orange: I don't have any debts. What am I supposed to pay you?
Green: Attention.
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