Wendy: I love you.
Peter: I know.
Wendy: I mean I love you.
Peter: Yes, thanks.
Wendy: I said I love you.
Peter: You did.
Wendy: And now don’t you wanna tell me something too?
Peter: I love you!
Wendy: *happy gasp*
Peter: … as much as someone like me can love anyone.
Wendy: Huh?
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Pan: How do you manage never to get mud on you?
Wendy: I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.
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One minute you’re munching a faerie plum, the next minute you’re running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not that this has ever happened to me.
Peter Pan
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The Healing
Wendy: Take off your shirt.
Peter raises his eyebrows.
Wendy: I’m not going to attack you. I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning.
Peter: Are you sure? Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.
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Wendy: Peter, you made up a person and he just appeared out of thin air, you're not the least bit curious how that happened?
Peter: My latest theory? maybe I'm a God. I've denied the signs for too long.
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Pan: No. Stay here. forever isn’t such a long time. You’ll like it, you’ll never have to grow old.
Wendy: But you don’t understand, I don’t want to stay here. I don’t want to stay young forever.
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George: Don’t worry about it, Wendy. My dreams were shattered many years ago.
Wendy: How many years ago?
George: How old are you?
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Pan: See, there you go. You’re always looking at me like that.
Wendy: Like what?
Pan: Like I burn down animal shelters for fun and light my cigarettes with orphans.
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in answer to the question in your tags: YES give me any version of pp! ouat is the one i’m least familiar with, tbqh so~
okay, so maybe i should have waited til i got home from holiday before i made this blog, but whatever. i’m here now! and i’ve added a few guidelines to the submit page. send me some fun quotes!
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okay, so maybe i should have waited til i got home from holiday before i made this blog, but whatever. i’m here now! and i’ve added a few guidelines to the submit page. send me some fun quotes!
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Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no
Captain Hook
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Hello. My name is James Hook. You cut off my hand. Prepare to die.
Captain Hook, to Peter Pan.
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From the moment you climbed aboard, I saw seamen inside you. More importantly, you've stopped giggling at the word 'seamen'. And that's the mark of a real seaman.
Captain Hook, to the crew of the Jolly Roger
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PETER: You all remember Wendy Darling? As most of you may realise by now, she's the girl I've been seeing lately.
WENDY: Why are they looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?
SLIGHTLY: Well, Peter acts as sort of the dad of the group, so emotionally this is kind of like being told that you're our new mom.
WENDY: But you know it's nothing like that, right?
SLIGHTLY: Absolutely. Do you cook macaroni?
WENDY: I have.
SLIGHTLY: Macaroni's my favourite.
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