Well, everyone calls me Panic Petunia, but my real name is Samanthaā¦? I thinkā¦
Sam Mewis
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Media: So your coaching failed?
Jill: It didnāt fail, it was pre-successful.
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Alex: You're clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want.
Tobin: Tell me about it.
Alex: I murdered Ash last night.
Tobin: I feel you.
Alex: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can't stop murdering.
Tobin: Been there.
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Alex: Is that a centipede on your shirt? Thatās what you went with?
Christen: Centipedes are agile and fierce, like us. You could say we are human centipedes.
Alex: I told you not to use that term. You didnāt watch the movie, did you?
Christen: It was in the horror section!
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Carli: Iāve come to offer you some friendly advice.
Becky: I really donāt want your advice.
Carli: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Sonnett: I sure showed those refs, huh?
Sonnett: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?
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Sheās my best friend, sheās like a sister to me, but sheās a disaster.
Christen (about Kelley)
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Mal: Maybe the real pay equality was the friends we made along the way!
Becky: No, I want my fucking money.
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Help! Christen keeps sending me snaps and texting me ācheck your snapchat ;-)ā but itās just pictures of her dog.
Tobin
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[Sky Blue Locker Room]
Carli: We have fun, donāt we?
Kailen: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Christen: Do you have your electric toothbrush?
JJ: Uh huh.
Christen: Flat iron?
JJ: Uh huh.
Christen: Headbands?
JJ: Uh huh.
Christen: 85 spf sunscreen for your truly precious pores?
JJ: Uh huh.
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[Tobin arriving at PSG]
Lindsey: Do you speak French?
Tobin: I have seen a few scenes of that candlestick speaking in Beauty and the Beast.
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Kristie: Hereās the rest of your clothes. I went ahead and labelled the box āwhat were you thinking?ā
Sam: Thatās funny.
Sam: I was just about to go write the same thing on Rachel.
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You have to remember something: weāre dealing with rookies. They need to be terrified. Itās like motherās milk to them. Without it, their bones wonāt grow properly.
Carli
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Kelley: Christen, is this just your way of telling me that you had a huge crush on me in college?
Christen: Kelley. No.
Kelley: Come on! Youāre madly in love with me.
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[The team is down at halftime]
Becky: What are we going to do?
Mal: I could start a fire.
Becky: No! But keep that in your back pocket.
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Jill: I don't know why you won't tell me where the party is.
Kelley: Because you'll show up.
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