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My hot outsiders take.

I DONT SHIP JOHNNYBOY (pony and johnny)

not proofread

before you crucify me, wait. hear my logic. Ponyboy has been 14 for a month. Johnny is 16, almost 17. Johnny still thought Pony was 13, or maybe it slipped his mind (the church scene where he calls pony a ‘13 year old kid’). That’s quite the age gap, mentally and physically. Johnny is nearing the end of puberty and Pony is just starting puberty. Hormonal differences would be crazy. A freshman and a junior in my school dated, and let’s just say it ended in almost a damn court case.

Also, it says in the book, and I’m reading and writing this from my of the book.

“I don’t like going [to the DX] on weekends, because usually there’s a bunch of girls down there flirting with Soda. I don’t care much for girls yet. Soda says I’ll grow out of it. He did.”

By this, I’m assuming Ponyboy hasn’t really had the hormonal changes that make you have crushes. I’m no brain surgeon but there’s some sort of chemical reaction. By this logic, he has no romantic interests WHATSOEVER. not for girls, not for boys, not for ANYONE. I think that kinda makes the relationship pretty unimaginable.

Also, the people that use the excuse of “well they were cuddling in the church!” really falls flat as well. My best friend and I cuddle when she comes over, but that does not automatically mean we are romantically interested in each other (she doesn’t even swing that way.)

“The way Pony described Johnny in the book was so gay!” The only time he really goes into depth explaining him was this time:

“Johnny Cade was last and least. If you can picture a little dark puppy who’s been kicked too many times, and is lost in a crowd of strangers, you’d have Johnny. He was the youngest next to me, smaller than the rest with a slight build. He had big black eyes in a dark tanned face; his hair was jet black and heavily greased and combed to the side, but was so long it fell in shaggy bangs across his forehead.”

Now, I’m bi, and i have a great gaydar. that is more straight than a raw spaghetti noodle.

Now, i don’t care if y’all don’t agree but those are my reasons i don’t shop JohnnyBoy.

thanks for coming to my TED talk

#inez the fish #ponyboy curtis #the outsiders #johnny cade #the outsiders 1983 #the outsiders headcanons #johnnyboy #shipping #i don’t ship #I’m sorry but they’re like not a good couple and the age gap is too large to work. #like have none of y’all listened to Logical by Olivia Rodrigo? age gaps (WHEN YOURE YOUNG) end in bad shit. #yolo

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guys if you want in my silly little discord server send me a dm and i’ll give you the link 🙂 it’s just a server called the land of the dinosaurs and we pretty much do everything in there

#inez the fish #discord chat #ponyboy curtis #the outsiders #johnny cade #the outsiders 1983 #the outsiders headcanons #dallas winston #darry curtis #sodapop curtis #steve randle #discord server #please join i need friends

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please guys

i want friends

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

#inez the fish #i want people to be my friend

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my boundaries!

- don’t be weird, I’m a minor

- feel free to reblog!

-just don’t steal my stuff :/ had this problem on my last account

-just be a nice human 🙂

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i have a confession 😞

6 months ago i watched ferris buellers day off for the first time and thought i could reenact the scene where he jumps from the trampoline to the ground. I tried it and broke my ankle 🥰‼️

#inez the fish #ferris bueller's day off #ferris bueller #inez does stupid shit #broken ankle #dumb

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yes i had to take a couple laps around my room and mentally gear up just in case someone would say “erm ackshully he would not! 🤓☝️”

My Outsiders Headcanons

Warnings: None, maybe some cursing, mention of Dally being a manwhore

Ponyboy Curtis

- He 100% has a gluten allergy or is lactose intolerant

-Trips up the stairs

-He puts ranch on everything

Sodapop Curtis

-Rip Soda you would have loved Takis 😞

-He can’t add anything past 7+4 without using his hands.

-He hates spiders and screams like a little girl if he sees one.

Darry Curtis

-Makes one of those huge, itemized shopping lists.

-Will put soap in your mouth if you say a bad word

-Type of guy to be on a date with a girl and be having a nice conversation and then it’ll just be like

Girl- “So what’s your family like?”

Darry- “Well, my parents died so now I have to raise two teens on my own, and one of them ran away when his best friend killed someone last year.”

Johnny Cade

-When Soda grows out of some clothes, Darry very discreetly washes it and gives it to Johnny.

-Hates socks that go past your ankles, like he will tweak if they are past his ankles

-Loves plants, when he grows up and gets his own house he’s gonna be one of those people with hundreds of succulents and plants in their home.

Dallas Winston

-Let’s be honest, Dallas Winston probably has a couple unknown kids because bro ejaculates and evacuates.

-Cat person. 100% had tried to bring a cat into Bucks and Buck was like “Nah dude”

-He has this one pair of boots he stole from a store that he gave to Johnny when Johnny’s tennis shoes stopped fitting him

Two-Bit Mathews

-Let’s his little sister (i headcanon her to be 5 or 6) paint his nails, the gang makes fun of him for it

-Actually fire at math but just doesn’t try

-Hates only the green apples, loves all the other ones

Steve Randle

-Has said “You can’t handle the randle” unironically.

-The amount of cavities this man has from chocolate cake and not brushing his teeth

-He definitely loves white girl music, this man can sing the whole 1989 (Taylor’s Version) set list and will do so.

#inez the fish

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some more silly lil outsiders headcanons

-Mrs Curtis started crying when Ponyboy was born and it was another boy.

-like please let this woman just have the little girl to dress up 🙏🏽

-Soda had a retainer and lost it

-Darry 100% buys the “If you think our hands are full, you should see our hearts” signs at Hobby Lobby

-Ponyboy takes French in school just to piss Steve off and randomly talk to him in french

-Johnny has an Ipad

-Rip Two-bit Mathews you would have loved Spongebob

-Dallas is a super senior

-Steve unironically enjoys Disney movies

#ponyboy curtis #the outsiders #johnny cade #the outsiders 1983 #the outsiders headcanons #dallas winston #darry curtis #inez the fish #sodapop curtis #steve randle

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i made the gang again. I was too lazy to give them a background though, so you get them in plain black background, and i didn’t want to draw the whole mickey mouse so it’s kinda half assed 🤦🏻‍♀️ (also, @daniel-la-racist reblogged and asked for the whole gang so here ya go)

#ponyboy curtis #the outsiders #johnny cade #the outsiders 1983 #dallas winston #darry curtis #sodapop curtis #inez the fish #steve randle #two bit mathews #the outsiders headcanons #the outsiders fanart

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OH EM GEE YOU ATE THIS?

when im in a zesty stance competition but my opponent is ponyboy curtis😞

@zerolovessoup

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THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY GOSH

{OUTSIDERS DTIYS}

nobody else wants to make one so i’ll do it..

reblog this w ur art :)

maybbe prizes idk.. prob not im js doing it for funzies …

BUT DRAW THE SILLIES IN UR STYLE!! Tag me if u dont reblog..

use the tag #zerolovessoup’s dtiys

(ty coquettejohnny for indirectly reminding me that i forgot a tag)

#inez the fish

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thank you brotha, people irl do not appreciate my comedic gold/j 😞😞

but seriously thank you 🙂

original outsiders headcanon post by @inezthefish

IM PISSING MYSELF WHAT IS THIS

this is so funny

i’m crying

help

#loser.talks #inez the fish

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i made them South Park Characters

{OUTSIDERS DTIYS}

nobody else wants to make one so i’ll do it..

reblog this w ur art :)

maybbe prizes idk.. prob not im js doing it for funzies …

BUT DRAW THE SILLIES IN UR STYLE!! Tag me if u dont reblog..

use the tag #zerolovessoup’s dtiys

(ty coquettejohnny for indirectly reminding me that i forgot a tag)

#zerolovessoup’s DTIYS #the outsiders #shitpost #ponyboy curtis #ponyboy #johnny cade #dtiys

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pony is definitely like 5’2 and is like “NO! I AM 5’5, THEY MEASURED ME AT THE DOCTORS😠😠”

he’s been 14 for a month 😠😠

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My Outsiders Headcanons

Warnings: None, maybe some cursing, mention of Dally being a manwhore

Ponyboy Curtis

- He 100% has a gluten allergy or is lactose intolerant

-Trips up the stairs

-He puts ranch on everything

Sodapop Curtis

-Rip Soda you would have loved Takis 😞

-He can’t add anything past 7+4 without using his hands.

-He hates spiders and screams like a little girl if he sees one.

Darry Curtis

-Makes one of those huge, itemized shopping lists.

-Will put soap in your mouth if you say a bad word

-Type of guy to be on a date with a girl and be having a nice conversation and then it’ll just be like

Girl- “So what’s your family like?”

Darry- “Well, my parents died so now I have to raise two teens on my own, and one of them ran away when his best friend killed someone last year.”

Johnny Cade

-When Soda grows out of some clothes, Darry very discreetly washes it and gives it to Johnny.

-Hates socks that go past your ankles, like he will tweak if they are past his ankles

-Loves plants, when he grows up and gets his own house he’s gonna be one of those people with hundreds of succulents and plants in their home.

Dallas Winston

-Let’s be honest, Dallas Winston probably has a couple unknown kids because bro ejaculates and evacuates.

-Cat person. 100% had tried to bring a cat into Bucks and Buck was like “Nah dude”

-He has this one pair of boots he stole from a store that he gave to Johnny when Johnny’s tennis shoes stopped fitting him

Two-Bit Mathews

-Let’s his little sister (i headcanon her to be 5 or 6) paint his nails, the gang makes fun of him for it

-Actually fire at math but just doesn’t try

-Hates only the green apples, loves all the other ones

Steve Randle

-Has said “You can’t handle the randle” unironically.

-The amount of cavities this man has from chocolate cake and not brushing his teeth

-He definitely loves white girl music, this man can sing the whole 1989 (Taylor’s Version) set list and will do so.

#the outsiders #the outsiders 1983 #the outsiders fanart #the outsiders headcanons #the outsiders x reader #ponyboy curtis #the outsiders ponyboy #sodapop curtis #the outsiders sodapop #darry curtis #the outsiders darry #johnny cade #dallas winston #two bit mathews #steve randle #inez the fish

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darry i frew up

#the outsiders #the outsiders 1983 #the outsiders fanart #the outsiders headcanons #the outsiders x reader #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis

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some more silly lil memes

#the outsiders #the outsiders 1983 #the outsiders fanart #the outsiders headcanons #two bit mathews #the outsiders x reader #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis #darry curtis #johnny cade #dallas winston #steve randle #inez the fish

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🙏🏽 i’ll help you beat him up trust (i am literally 5’4 with no muscle mass.)

he’s been 14 for a month 😠😠