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honour the cock is like when your friend misspells a word and the rest of the group chat make fun of them for the next hour
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is this anything
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Copperlilly Cuntfuck is honestly the definition of those “not like other girls” girls on tumblr in 2014 that were just exactly like other girls
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my boobs HURT SO MUCH what the HELL why would they harm their creator I've given them everything
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I LOVE WOMEN
I LOVE WOMEN
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*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science
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The idea of ‘Feral Scientist’ is just so Fucking Funny to me, like ‘i just found this dude on the side of the road muttering about quantum physics is it rabid’ like thats just any scientist 
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murph: you gotta honor the cock
everyone else:
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wear robes do magic serve cunt
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nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge
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there were DEFINITELY 10 cats the last time we checked in with aelwyn she is accumulating cats at an alarming rate and i love that for her
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one might imagine sisyphus learning by playing, winning by learning, and begin by beginning
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Everybody acts like each new Game Changer is a new level of betrayal and psychological torture from Sam towards his friends. Did we forget that the very first game changer was "Sam wheels out a strange machine and asks the contestants embarrassing personal questions, the veracity of their responses is judged by the Machine. The machine is actually controlled by the contestant's significant others who have been made accomplices. Forcing their loved ones into revealing shameful truths for internet broadcast." And sure, he's gotten a bit more personalized with these, constructing a variety of torture chambers for Brennan Lee Mulligan specifically, putting Grant O'Brien in various situations and then bringing his mother onto the set. But deception and betrayal were part of Game Changer from the beginning. So, when I hear people say "I can't believe Sam WENT THERE" about something all I can do is think to myself He went nowhere He's been there the whole time
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game changer, season 1: three men in their thirties make animal impressions
game changer, season 6: three improv artists are plunged into a hell dimension ruled by a chaos demon who has personally customised the stage to psychologically torture them in ways never seen before
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