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Gang did i go overboard?

They are pairs. Do not separate.

#ofmd fanart #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #paper dolls

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Stop it guys I started watching this to pass the time now I’m on episode 7 and feeling the ship and the fandom vibes like ever before

#(waving hello)

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Good lord it’s only been a fortnight. Too early still guys.

#ofmd fanart #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#yep i'm from the us and was given an egg to carry around for a week as a 14-year-old #as if that maps onto parenting particularly well

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In the mood for a sweet little modern AU? Ed and Stede have been dating for a while, and Ed's head-over-heels. Stede, an entomologist, has just scored them tickets to an interactive insect exhibit for their three-month anniversary, and he's super excited! Only problem? Ed sitll hasn't told him he's terrified of bugs.

This fic is 4.7k words, rated T, super sweet and so full of love.

#ofmd fanfic #this is adorable and so good-hearted #modern au

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH Season 1, Episode 7 “This Is Happening”

#ofmd gifset #roach's immoderate use of citrus / i hate to toss anyone under the carriage #and everything samba schutte does with his face and posture in this scene? that *pearl clutch*?? #all straight-up bangers #that plus the sauciest outfit we've seen on stede so far #all of 'this is happening' is pretty much :chef's kiss: #stede bonnet #ofmd roach

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#for about three years i was live-tweeting city meetings for people who couldn't attend. some ran upwards of 8 hours #i use a peripheral keyboard. left and right are separated from each other. i can adjust the angle between them (and their angle w/ the desk #this is the only way i can summarize what people are saying for 8 hours at a stretch w/o unbearable pain #also i'm WAY faster on a keyboard

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Rhys Darby Cameo for Mermaniacs 🧜🏼‍♂️

#ok so if he doesn't have a duck or a coconut to stroke he literally just strokes the air? #RHYS. #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association

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Do what makes you happy! 🎂🔪🧡

#ofmd fanart #ofmd roach #cake with 40-orange glaze #bloody cleaver #what can this man NOT do?

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You’re perfect just the way you are💛

#ofmd fanart #oluwande boodhari #smiling like sunshine

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♥️ love train! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love! ♥️

#ofmd fanart #edward teach #so small!

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#ada limón #instructions on not giving up #poem

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Lil modern Ed wip, inspired by NY Street fashion photography. I'm still backpacking (currently in Bahol) so enjoy a grainy ass photo of the babygirl in question.

It occurs to me I haven't drawn this guy in his canon leathers that much... should probably fix that.

Outfit inspo source

#the villain's wips #modern au #ofmd fanart #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #crop top my beloved! #stede's lace frilled fan!

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I (finally) got myself to scan some drawings I did in the past few months! I'm still very much into the gay pirate show 🏴‍☠️

#ofmd fanart #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #ofmd s1e4 #breakfast in the crow's nest

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“Darling, do you think these pants fit me right?”

Stede watched his beloved through the mirror, tossing his waves of salt-pepper hair and coming up behind him with a smirk.

“Fuckin’ love them…” he practically purred, before adding in deeper tones, “Zaddy.”

A laugh barked out of Stede’s mouth then, wheezy and bashful around the edges.

“That’s the second time you’ve called me that.”

“Mm. Won’t be the last.”

“What does it even mean? Daddy? With pizazz? Pizaddy?”

It was Ed’s turn to laugh, pressing his front to Stede’s backside and pulling them both flush.

“Sure. Something like that.”

#ofmd minific #edward teach #stede bonnet #gentlebeard #zaddy

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ALL OF US ARE FILLED WITH CATS

#i'm actually filled with dogs: #a puppy who barks anxiously at shadows but is also enthusiastic as heck #but there is also the mostly contented midlife working dog who splits her time between herding and smelling things and sighing contentedly #and the elder dog who splits her time between pondering the universe and being too old for this nonsense #but i am here for my cat-filled comrades and will hold your saucer of cream while you fuck shit up #is this even ofmd bts anymore? probably not #but it is yes and

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I love how big Ed's emotions are.

I love that he feels things so intensely. When he's excited, his whole body is bouncy and wiggly, his gestures big and his entire face lighting up. When Stede agreed to run away with him in s1e9, the way he has to squirm around and look over his shoulder because he just can't contain the excitement breaks my heart. When he's upset, his pursed lips and his crinkly eyebrows make him look the most pitiful anyone has ever looked ever. You can tell why he had to have the beard - the guy's face is an open book!

I love that he has such a big, vulnerable, loving heart. I love that he'll do anything for love, and he gets tears in his eyes when he argues with his boyfriend, and he knew he had to go make sure Stede was okay after Calypso's Birthday. I can just imagine him as a new captain, having to carefully hide his facial expressions so he could only let out his joy or fear or heartbreak where no one could see him, because he just feels everything so much.

And, most of all, I love that now he's safe to feel things, and show his emotions with all their intensity, and he never has to worry about being judged for it again.

#possibly what i find most endearing in him #edward teach #character of all time