Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.
Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes.
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This is, without a doubt, the best Asa expression to date lmao
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I’ve been thinking about this all day
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when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there
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