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Maybe an ep about all the secrets and drunk blunders from a holiday party years ago.

I want a Chiss show about them doing rlly normalish stuff. Like stuff u would do irl. Like maybe Thrawn manages to accidentally accept an invite to a date. And the entire fam is there. Thrass, Lani, Samakro (or as i like to call him, Sam), Cher'i (she is helping thrawn find the right box of chocolates through taste testing) and Thalias. ALL OF THEM

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I say purple

How do chiss blush❓

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Samakro: I hate Thrawn’s fucking guts.

Springhawk crew member: Yeah he sucks.

Samakro, rolling up his sleeves: What the fuck did you just say about your commanding officer?

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It’s so much better than I could have even hoped while reading the book!!!

Thrawn Alliances #4

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*in my little Star Wars au as Ezra is about to reunite with the ghost crew*

Thrawn: you shouldn’t be nervous, they’re your family

Ezra: I haven’t seen them in so long though. A lot has changed! And they might be mad at me.

Thrawn: I felt that way before seeing my family again, but you know what happened?

Ezra: Ar’alani gave you a black eye, Eli didn’t talk to you for a week, and your siblings yelled at you for two hours straight? Thrawn: Fair enough. But we all made up. Your family is nicer than mine, though.

#I call it a little au but it’s huge #I added a whole magic system for two characters #Thrass is a warlock to their adopted sister #That’s how he’s alive #thrawn #thrawn ascendancy #star wars #thrass #eli vanto #chiss #incorrect quotes #ar’alani #grand admiral thrawn #admiral ar'alani #ezra bridger #star wars rebels

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In a traditional story, in a different story, Vah’nya would have been the hero. Or at least a protagonist. The chosen one, blessed to retain her ability far past the norm, the one who could change things for the Ascendancy forever.

She had eyes on her for as long as she could remember. sky-walkers always did. Valuable resources were carefully maintained within the Ascendancy, and sky-walkers were a particularly valuable resource. But the eyes of momishes looking after her or crew members aiding her shifted.

She was fourteen and it wasn’t fading. This was rare, but it happened. Some sky-walkers managed to hold onto their third sight until they were sixteen, though that was even rarer. It just meant more time in the stars, more time aboard the ships that had become her home.

She watched her friends, the other sky-walkers she had come to know throughout her time among them, age and fade and leave. They got to grow up, to have a family, to have normalcy.

Vah’nya got to navigate a ship, where the controls were gradually were becoming more and more impractical for her growing body. She was seventeen and still aboard her ship. She had tests and trials to make sure she really could still navigate but the answer remained the same.

Each time she passed with flying colors and each time she was back on the ship. They offered to alter the navigator’s station for her, but she declined. It’s not like this would last forever, and she didn’t want to inconvenience who came after she left.

The child who would come after she left. The child who would actually fit in all the ways she didn’t. Part of her wants to resent them, the faceless girl who take her place one day, guiding the ship-her ship- through the stars. Another shameful part wishes they’d show up soon.

This is all she has ever known. All she remembers. Who is she separated from being a navigator, a sky-walker? Who would she be, with some family name tacked on the front, as if she had always been just a Chiss citizen? She had been Vah’nya for so long, how could be anyone else?

She isn’t like the other sky-walkers she met. She doesn’t get to start over when she’s twelve or thirteen of fourteen. She’s twenty-two now. And she’s still on this ship, still guiding it and the controls are still the same size they were when she was fourteen, thirteen or twelve

They’re the same as they were when she was seven, when she was first brought aboard. And they will be the same when she leaves.

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@mountainsidepossum Thrass keeps secrets very well from 99% of people but with the trusted 1%…he’s the most notorious gossip

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"Firewolf and the Voiceless Bird" - mini-comic about Eli and Karyn.

+ bonus:

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some more about ar'alani and chiss ascendancy, love her so bad TT...

(so I've got a lot)

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Love Like You is the absolute perfect song for Thrass and Thrawn. Like I could totally see Thrawn singing it while looking at or thinking of his brother, specifically the ‘I always thought I might be bad now I’m sure that it’s true. ‘Cause I think your so good and I’m nothing like you’ part.

#thrawn #thrawn ascendancy #star wars #thrass #mitth brothers #mitth’raw’nuruodo #mitth'ras'safis #steven universe #chiss #if I could draw I would be making a lovely picture #But blue stick figures would not do it for this #love like you #outbound flight #chiss ascendancy #thrawn books

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Thrawn Ascendancy trilogy but Thrass isn't dead. Please. I want to see him rip Thurfian to shreds.

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Ghost!Thrass and Ghost!Anakin interactions when. Does anyone else see the potential for maximum chaos here, or is it just me?

Like:

"Hey, Snips, uhh, Thrass, who is Thrawn's dead brother just FYI, said you gotta leave Thrawn to Admiral Ar'alani. Yeah, apparently she's first in line to kick his ass for everything he's done the last few decades."

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"General, I am failing to see how this final lesson will better Ms Tano-"

"Live or die is always the best and most relevant lesson!"

"You are just traumatising her more!."

"I'M TRAUMATISING HER? WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU APPEARED IN THE CORNER OF THE CHIMAERA'S MEDBAY AND STOOD THERE FOR AN HOUR WATCHING THRAWN SLEEP?"

"THAT IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT AND HE WASN'T EVEN AWAKE-"

"Is Master Kenobi here by any chance?"

"nO, just wait, Snips-"

"Master Kenobi is down that path and to the left. You will have to step into the void. Do not be afraid, else the psychopomps will get you. You aren't quite alive at the moment."

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"Anakin, no."

"What? Didn't hear you!"

*heavy sigh* "Another day, another grey hair is standard procedure in both life and death, it seems."

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Me and my buddy were chatting again and came to the decision that Zeb has memorised everyone’s alcohol tolerance, especially Kanan’s. And also that Kanan is a very dynamic drunk…

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'a woman!! ''...what'

Hermes laughter >>>

'and I call this root holy-moly' 'Ah'

'Don't thank me friend you very well may die! Good luck' :)))

'all I did was reveal their true forms' 'you turned them into pigs' 'hah! >:)'

'Hermes gave it to you didn't he?'

Literally all of Done for

Circe being protective of her Nymphs!!

'Ugh, Poseidon, ey?

I mean, I can't do home, is the underworld also okay?

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WOULDN'T YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF THE POWER? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO USE MORE THAN WORDS? DEEP IN THE NIGHT THE FIGHT LASTS FOR HOURS, YOU CAN BE HURT OR YOU CAN BEAT HER! WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME OF THE MAGIC? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE YOUR OUTCOME PREFERRED? DEEP IN THE NIGHT THE FIGHT CAN BE TRAGIC, I'LL HELP YOU CONQUER HER!

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