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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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UPDATE: NORTH GAZA!

With your donations, Hussam was able to send another $5000 to help Mahmoud AbuSalama's team to buy food for families in North Gaza (Jabalia)! This is part of Hussam's commitment to lend a hand to the northern part of Gaza. These grassroots efforts has been very helpful to families, filling in the gaps in what governments failed to do.

Donate today to HelpGazaChildren, a grassroots effort in Gaza to help families on the ground! All your donations go directly to the people of Gaza with NO middleman in between.

HelpGazaChildren Notion Site || #helpgazachildren tag

Paypal Link || GoFundMe Link

[ID: A video from Mahmoud AbuSalama showing an array of canned goods and flour. A printed sign of tumblr is behind the canned goods. The camera then pans to different people weighing and putting together packages of food. The subtitles to the video read:

"Hello, friends in Tumblr. We are here in the North of Gaza Strip and as we are used to from you by providing aid and food supplies for north of Gaza Strip. Here, our team prepares food supplies for the families in North of Gaza. As you can see. Good Bless you."]

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she is beautiful ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

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i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

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Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.

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Follow, follow the Sun / And which way the wind blows / When this day is done ⁣🎶 ⁣ Today, April 8, 2024, the last total solar eclipse until 2045 crossed North America.⁣

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space!

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Azul Ashengrotto, everyone.

Yes, I know, I've been absent some time, I'm sure you've aaaalll been wondering...

no? oh.

WELL HERES AN ANIMATIC ANYWAYS THE QUALITY DECLINES AT ALMOST THE EXACT RATE OF MY MENTAL STATE THANK YOU.

Will there be more silly animatics to come? who knows? :D

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Tbh knowing my luck I'd get sleep paralysis during Mal's sleep spell. I'm just watching him overblot and oh there's the hat man

#my posts #twisted wonderland #twst spoilers #spoilers #book 7 spoilers

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HIHI!!! I LOVED YOUR CHARACTER IS JEALOUS OF TSUM FIC!! (please I'm begging write more, it's too good)

Of course! I'm glad everyone liked them so much :)))

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Jealous of Their Tsum

Feat Lilia, Rook, Kalim

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🦇 Lilia Vanrouge 🦇

You're honestly used to Lilia popping out to scare you around campus.

Ever since you'd seen that Lilia had gotten an adorable doppelganger, you knew it would come to find you, just like the seemingly young boy always did.

It wasn't entirely unexpected when a little plushie landed on your head.

You were monetarily startled by the sudden ambush but you soon realized it was Lilia's tsum.

You laughed as the tsum blinked it's little dot eyes at you expectantly.

"You got me so good, Lilia-tsum," you praised the little bean while it hopped into your head and shoulders in glee. "Very scary."

You grabbed the tsum from where it was bouncing on your head and held it to your chest.

"You are just so adorable! I can't handle it!"

The tsum wiggled happily in your grasp and you pressed kisses to it's fabric forehead.

"How come I never get this when I scare you?"

You turned around to find Lilia hovering upside down behind you.

He did that to you so often you weren't even startled anymore.

You just smiled and flicked his forehead, earning a shocked stare from the boyish fae.

"Try being cuter next time."

Lilia frowned and dropped to the ground, landing gracefully on his feet.

"Is this face not cute enough for you?"

Lilia pouted at you with his best sad puppy dog eyes.

You, now immune to Lilia's antics, went right back to pressing smooches to his adorable tsum.

Lilia narrowed his eyes at the smug plush.

"Traitor," he whispered under his breath.

He could've sworn the tsum winked at him.

"If you want some affection, Lilia, you should try asking," you said nonchalantly while nuzzling your face into the tsum's.

Lilia vaguely sensed a trap but he would rather die than lose the object of his affections to a stuffed version of himself.

"Well then, my darling," he batted his eyelashes at you, making you smile. "Please?"

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🏹 Rook Hunt 🏹

Rook left his tsum alone for 5 seconds and it was already gone.

Of course he couldn't expect anything less.

Curiosity was in his nature so of course his plush doppelganger would run away to explore a new world.

The tsum happily explored the NRC campus pausing often to appreciate the beauty of the unfamiliar world.

However, when you walked by on your way to class, the tsum was immediately entranced by your beauty.

It bounced after you and followed you around with hearts in its eyes.

After a while alone, you had begun to wonder what the strange noise from behind you was.

You turned around only to find an adorable round plushie hopping up and down on the ground.

It looked suspiciously like Rook so you narrowed your eyes at it.

"Have you been following me?"

The tsum squinted its eyes happily.

You laughed and bent down to look closer at the little creature.

"If I tell you to stop, will you?"

The tsum shook its body in what you assume to be a no.

"Just like the real Rook then," you groaned lovingly and unbuttoned the breast pocket of your jacket, opening it to the tsum.

"If you're gonna be here for a while, might as well get comfy, eh?"

The tsum eagerly hopped into your pocket and squirmed around with glee.

"You're actually kinda cute, you know that?"

You said to the tsum with a faint smile, scratching its head with one finger.

The plushie nuzzled into you and you patted it back affectionately.

"I must say, prefect, I am awfully jealous."

You smiled at the familiar sound of Rook's voice and paused, waiting for him to show himself.

You never looked around for him because you knew seeing you startled and frantic was just what he wanted.

Little did you know it was what he loved most about you.

"The great Rook Hunt, jealous of a tiny plushie," you said with a smug smile in your voice. "How low you have fallen."

Rook almost instantly appeared beside you with a sly smile.

"Not nearly as far as I intend to for you, mon chou." Rook clutched his chest dramatically. "But to see your affection passed on to one so similar to me and yet so different, oh, it breaks my fragile heart."

"Then I'm sorry, Rook, but your heart will have to stay broken as long as my adorable little pocket pal is around," you patted the tsum again, earning a joyful bounce.

Rook only sighed in response.

"There may yet be a day when I replace my fiendish friend as the object of your affections but until then, may you know my heart waits for you, my love."

You were frustratingly flustered by the sudden confession.

Rook always said sappy stuff like that but for some reason, it hit different this time.

You didn't say anything until he began to walk away.

"Hey, wait!"

Rook shopped to look over his shoulder at you.

"Come on, Rook," you groaned with a blush dusting your cheeks. You lifted the tsum out of your pocket, much to its dismay, and set it gently on the ground. "You don't get to say something like that and then walk away without kissing me!"

Rook smiled and ran to wrap you in his arms.

"If this is my reward, I should get jealous more often."

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Kalim Al-Asim

Kalim and his tsum are inseparable, much to Jamil's chagrin.

It's hard to find one without the other especially when it comes to you.

Both Kalims flock to you as soon as they see you.

On one notable occasion, Kalim-tsum was a bit faster to bounce after you.

The plush launched into your arms, causing you to drop the notebooks you were holding.

You scowled lightheartedly at the adorable tsum in your arms.

"I don't suppose you're going to help me clean this up?"

You raised an eyebrow at the tsum but it just cocked its head at you.

You sighed and set the tsum onto your shoulder as you bent down to pick up your books.

"It seems every version of Kalim is determined to cause me trouble," you sighed, booping the little critter on the nose.

It wiggled its little button nose and hopped backwards on what you assumed was a sneeze.

You laughed and took the plushie back into your hands, tucking your books under your arm.

"I can't stay mad at you, you're too cute!"

You looked at the tsum helplessly susceptible to its charms.

"Hi, Y/N!"

You looked up to see Kalim running toward you.

He saw the tsum in your arms and beamed at you.

"I see you found my doppelganger! Pretty cool, right?"

"Yeah, he's pretty adorable," you cooed as you pinched the little things cheeks.

Kalim pouted and set his head on your hands right next to where you were holding his tsum.

"Why does he get to be adorable and not me?"

You held back a laugh at the puppy-like glint in Kalim's eyes.

The tsum hopped up onto Kalim's head and you took the opportunity to grab Kalim's cheeks and bring your face close to his.

"You're a whole different kind of adorable."

At that, Kalim beamed, automatically squishing his face into your hands.

That did earn a laugh from you and you couldn't help but kiss his nose.

"You are the absolute cutest, Kalim. No tsum can top that."

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Lilia Reacting to You Serenading Silver, with a Twist

This is for Mod K because he was upset at constantly being misgendered in fanfics. Remember to either tag or let the readers know beforehand if there is a set gender, because its pretty shitty not to.

Reader's pronouns are not mentioned, but they refer to themselves as a father.

Listen along!

Today was NRC's talent show. Walking onstage after your name was called, you scanned the audience, trying to find Lilia. You locked eyes with him and smiled. He smiled back, his eyes holding the same mischievous light that you fell in love with. Next to him was Malleus, with Sebek at his side, and on Lilia's other side, most importantly, was Silver, who seemed to be nodding off.

You stepped up to the microphone and took a deep breath. A fifty dollar gift card to Sam's was on the line here.

"I would like to dedicate this song to Silver," you said into the microphone. You saw Lilia deflate slightly, before putting on an encouraging smile. Silver seemed to wake up, and looked at you in confusion. You turned to the MC and nodded for him to start the song.

You didn't let your nervousness get the better of you, singing well enough to get Vil's approval. There was no waver in your voice, no murmur, no note sang off key.

"And when our work is done, there's only one question I have for you~" You looked at Silver again, the confused look on his face had stayed throughout your whole song. But it wouldn't remain there any longer.

"Is your dad single?~" Silver's confused look left him, turning into an expression that let you know that he was resigned to his fate.

"Is your dad free tonight?~" Shifting your focus to Lilia you saw the mischievous look return. He nodded to you and gave you the 'call me signal.'

"The stars are shining, the moon is bright, as my and your dads souls unite.~... Let's save the earth."

You continued to pour your heart out through song, but took note of the faces staring at you in the crowd. Sebek had a look of abstract horror as he glanced between you and Lilia. Malleus was watching intently, looking at you as though you were singing a regular song instead of one that revealed your desire to bang his father.

You stopped your your impassioned singing and got serious. "We're emitting more and more greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere. The polar ice caps are melting. Global temperatures are rising at an alarming rate. We need to reduce, reuse, recycle every day."

You looked Silver right in the eyes. "Do you think you could eventually learn to love me as a father instead of just as your classmate?"

You finished out the song with the same passion you had throughout, and bowed. The crowd gave awkward claps, but you saw Lilia give you a standing ovation, so everyone else can go fuck themselves.

After the talent show ended (Vil won by the way), you and the Diasomnia boys met up.

"You did very well, Child of Man."

"Thank you Bitchboy!" You turned to the three other boys. "What did you guys think of my song?"

"Half of it was admirable," Sebek admitted through gritted teeth. "The other half was severely innappropriate!"

"Sebek," Lilia said in mock disapproval. "Wanting to save the earth is not inappropriate."

As Sebek stumbled over his words in a response to Lilia, Silver answered your question.

"I would've preferred if you sang anything else but, regardless of the content, you have a nice singing voice."

"I loved it!" Lilia said, ignoring Sebek's response. "I know you dedicated the song to Silver, but as a citizen of the world, I want to help you achieve what you sang about. Are you free tonight?"

You could see a look of horror, neutrality, and muted disgust in your peripheral vision. "Of course! How about I make dinner for us tonight and we can talk about it!"

The three looks shifted into relief.

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Playing FMK With the Light Music Club, A Short Lilia x Reader Story

Warnings: Sexual themes up ahead.

"Okay, so I killed Teddy Tazbear, so he's your first option-" Cater paused, deep in thought. "For some reason I can only think of the historical figures Trein drilled into us today!"

"Just go for it," you encouraged. "I'll gladly fuck a Great Seven."

Cater playfully rolled his eyes. "Okay, Fuck Marry Kill, Teddy Tazbear, Magicman McFuck, and... Dread General Lilia Vanrouge."

Kalim gasped. "Oh, Lilia, that's also your last name! Are you related?"

"Distantly."

Kalim now turned to you and Cater. "Are you guys also related to a historical figure?"

"Not that I know of."

"I'm sure I am distantly."

"Okay, this is easy," you said, bringing the conversation back to FMK. "Kill Teddy Tazbear, Marry Magicman McFuck, and Fuck the brains out of Dread General Vanrouge. Regardless of how I feel about the war, he brought a lot of humans to their knees, so I'll bring him to his."

After laughing, Cater turned to Lilia, who looked oddly smug. "Wait, is he still alive? I mean- I know fae live longer."

"I think so," Lilia responded glibly. "I haven't seen him in a while though."

"Oh, so he's probably really old now," you commented. "So, I'll have to help him up from his knees, and use a few pillows to help with his joints."

"Wouldn't it hurt him though?" Kalim asked.

"Pain mixes into pleasure," you responded. "Each thrust sounds like when you kill Dry Bones."

Lilia laughed a little too hard at that.

"You know, Silver told me that he had a child," Kalim menationed off-handedly.

"Damn, so he's a dilf," you did the fuckboy face. "I'll make sure to knock him up with another one."

And then when the club dispersed, you and Lilia rode off into the sunset and had the nastiest sex imaginable. The end.

(A/N) I don't know why I'm on a Lilia writing kick right now, but Mod K's happy.

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NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN