very...
your bajillion dollars are on the way. as for handsome men i am unfortunately in short supply, however, i do have chemicals! i shall leave them nearby. thank you for your help really big tuna
YAHOOOO!!! SO AWESOME!! I HEART CHEMICALS!!!!
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...Be careful, chemicals can pollute your river and destroy your health.
Or who knows perhaps that already happened and you mutated into a talking intelligent tuna...
your bajillion dollars are on the way. as for handsome men i am unfortunately in short supply, however, i do have chemicals! i shall leave them nearby. thank you for your help really big tuna
YAHOOOO!!! SO AWESOME!! I HEART CHEMICALS!!!!
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🤨
5 thousand tons of dynamite heading ur way
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HE SEEMED FINE AND I WANTED TO CATCH THE ACTUAL SERIAL KILLERS EFFECTIVELY.
Will: *constantly paranoid, hallucinating visually and audibly, having seizures, and has a job that exposes him to extremely traumatic events that trigger all of these things*
Jack: “best man I’ve got. Absolutely nothing wrong with that guy”
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USE THE LADIES ROOM!
jack crawford said calmly
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...more convenient?
Five Million horses Needed NOW
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unfortunately(or fortunately?), no, I don't
...goodluck with the horses?
Five Million horses Needed NOW
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???
Your demands always scare me...
Five Million horses Needed NOW
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a talking tuna with legs... oh my god...
@flyfishing-the-fbi and @1dogloverinwolftrap this you when you go fishing.
This is also what i imagine @tunaguy85 would look like with legs.
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Love them! "slay" as the kids say.
I still don't get why they chose that word for the meaning but kids will be kids i guess😂
tuna drip?
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that's sweet❤️
Me genuinely tweaking when Clarice stans say Will sucks and Will stans say and Clarice sucks. Like are you kidding me how about we just enjoy the autistic, southern, blue eyed, bisexual, in love with a cannibal baddies hello?
Who’s embarrassing their cannibal and who’s making him proud be honest boys.
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Huh... My wife was hesitant with letting me in the kitchen by myself and the cake made her completely rule me out of the kitchen... maybe that's just me.
Me genuinely tweaking when Clarice stans say Will sucks and Will stans say and Clarice sucks. Like are you kidding me how about we just enjoy the autistic, southern, blue eyed, bisexual, in love with a cannibal baddies hello?
Who’s embarrassing their cannibal and who’s making him proud be honest boys.
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We got you a prosthetic. 😊
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I swear I am trying to help out and do my job okay! I am trying to get justice and I get the serial killers in jail. Efficiency is key and all of you are extremely intelligent and capable.
and he didn't eat it... He "gave it back" and used it to taunt us, which I am sincerely sorry about. I am sorry we didn't find you faster, but I am glad we found you alive.
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i am not! 😡
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BOTH of you tried to kill me. Not making that mistake again.
A picture is fine. If Hannibal even let's you alone in the kitchen? He seems very strict about who spends time in his kitchen and how.
Me genuinely tweaking when Clarice stans say Will sucks and Will stans say and Clarice sucks. Like are you kidding me how about we just enjoy the autistic, southern, blue eyed, bisexual, in love with a cannibal baddies hello?
Who’s embarrassing their cannibal and who’s making him proud be honest boys.
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I'm not feeding them. I am trying to stop them.
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