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flyfishing-the-fbi · 1 month
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Digging through my photos, and found an old picture of me and @not-a-cannibal-1.
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tunaguy85 · 13 days
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just saw two fishermen . absolutely horrifying. does god plan to finally strike me down via hook? nay. he will not. as i am too powerful (and now Full of a New Substance i have Curated to my Liking.) i fuckign Love bingo bythe way
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one-armed-lass · 16 days
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@not-a-cannibal-1 showed me this photo and it makes me sad…you guys should’ve shown up to his party…look at how sad he looks 😭
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that one time professor Graham left us alone in class for a few minutes lol
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jack-loves-bella · 1 month
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Why are there so many people with profile pictures of Will Graham or Hannibal Lecter?
This is making my research very difficult.
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Hi Freddie! I believe you said you were having a rough time hacking, or rather, uh, journalistically accessing, the information from Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham’s internet devices…. Well, I happen to be fairly good at things like that. Here are the wedding photos… I have reason to believe they cooked the photographer afterwards instead of hiring catering service… regardless, here’s your scoop!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH, TATTLER! Your devotion to MAKING TATTLECRIME THRIVE is ASTOUNDING! These two OLD MEN look SURPRISINGLY CUTE TOGETHER. I'm surprised that there isn't any BLOODY CARNAGE hiding in the background! After all, they are MURDER HUSBANDS! I have to ask -- how did you manage to GET A HOLD of these DIAMONDS? Don't worry -- YOUR SECRETS ARE SAFE WITH MS. LOUNDS!
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bedelisia · 28 days
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Hello Tumblr,
I am new to the site and wanted to introduce myself to you. I am a retired psychiatrist and recently found myself in a predicament that forced me to take some time off to recuperate.
All similarities with one "Bedelia du Maurier" are complete coincidences, but I will admit that I too find our resemblance to be uncanny.
You may ask me questions, as I think I will be quite bored these coming months, you see, I am a bit stuck in place.
(Bedelia doesn't remember who she is and only remembers what happened in her life up to 2009 due to reasons hinted at in this post)
(This is a roleplay account ran by @miss-wright, asks are open if you want to interact)
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Truly, I cannot believe how nobody found Hannibal out. I just know that if I were on the team investigating the Ripper (no thanks to Mr. Crawford's adamant refusals!), he would have been put away much before this entire Murder Husbands spectacle.
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dr-alana-verger · 28 days
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Alana, would you mind taking Abigail dress shopping for her Flower girl dress?
Hannibal is extremely busy with the catering at the moment for the wedding and I want to take some stress off of him but I feel like... Well, frankly I feel a little useless in the department.
- @flyfishing-the-fbi
Of course! I’d love to. I like to think I have some sort of style. Is there a particular dress code or preference?
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flyfishing-the-fbi · 11 days
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Hey @one-armed-lass. I need stuff from the store... Do you wanna go to Walmart with me?
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tunaguy85 · 10 days
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Five Million horses Needed NOW
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one-armed-lass · 14 days
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@tunaguy85 we are coming to get the lead you have…. @bedelisia has a team coming now….also where did you get all the leads from.
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What is this blog.
-@not-a-cannibal-1
Hello Dr. Lecter, happy to see you here
a blog for the F.B.I. academy's Murder Husbands club of Quantico, Virginia! :3
yall were obvious ya know
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jack-loves-bella · 1 month
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Hello this is Jack Crawford agent in charge of the behavioral science unit of the FBI in Quantico Virginia
I am in here to try and Fire Hannibal lecture and woke Graham what no stop what sent no period what stop stop pause pause siri pause
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Happy Transgender Visibility Day!
Freddie Lounds unveils her mysterious past!
HELLO, TATTLERS! Today is Trans Visibility Day, which means that to celebrate, I'll be sharing my transition journey! THAT'S RIGHT! Journalist extraordinaire, Freddie Lounds, used to be FREDDY Lounds! Take a look at my gruesome pre-transition photos:
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SORRY GUYS! I was so ugly that I only saved one. One is FAR more than enough, don't you think?
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LOOK AT ME NOW! Rocking my looks with a brand new hair colour! The curls are here to stay, TATTLERS! THAT'S ALL FOR NOW! Happy Trans Visibility Day and KEEP ON THRIVING!
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bedelisia · 17 days
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Hello,
I have a question for the young people on this website, what does Milf mean? I am very confused about this term, and a young man at the local bookshop won't stop calling me that.
@one-armed-lass @pool-boy-at-the-psych-ward
Thank you.
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