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[jamestitskirk]

Cant stop thinking about how odo having marathon sex for 3 days was enough for quarks 5’4 self to snap and attempt to body slam a 500 pound jem hadar soldier

#st ds9 #quodo #odo #quark #BJWVOJSVSOJ #jealous jealous jealous gurllll #he said aint no one having maeathon sex wt him but me smh

[jamestitskirk]

what

#quodo #st ds9 #BRO?!??!?! #odo #quark #no homo tho but pls let me record ur whimpering for my enjoyment <3 #insane

[jamestitskirk]

odo is lucky he's a shape-shifter or his groin would be in shambles rn

#odo star trek #odo #st ds9 #deep space nine #idk their ship name but like #itd be a bleeding fountain if odo wasnt a shifter 😔😔😔😔 #odo x quark

[jamestitskirk]

i remember reading a post on here awhile ago about jim and bones giving each other vulcan kisses because theyre used to doing it with spock but i forgot who said it 🙁

#james t kirk #leonard mccoy #spock #mcspirk #HAHAHAHHAHAHAJHAJQ #hes sp turned on #st tos

[jamestitskirk]

#405

"I usually really like gender-bend fics in other fandoms as usually it's an exploration of how a story might change if the character is female or male in the same situations but in Star Trek I've noticed gender-bend fics, particularly male to female gender-bends, seem to be more about self-insert purposes. The biggest character I notice this with is Kirk who when gender-bent becomes overly emotional and defenseless in order for Spock or McCoy to swoop in and save her. If I wanted to read McCoy×reader or Spock×reader I would but I'd really rather read about how being a female would change Kirk's life in situations like Tarsus or how being a female would change people's veiw of Kirk's flirty and promiscuous behavior that's respected as a man but might be vilified as a woman.

Kirk literally doesn't even meet his son until the guys 20 and you think being a female just makes it biologically imperative that she raise whatever McCoy or Spock hybrid comes out? Jane/Jamie/Jasmine/whatever her name is would 100% get an abortion or adopt that kid out if the other option was losing the Enterprise, sorry, not sorry. Whatever Carol's male counterpart is, he's still going to raise David by himself.

Genderbend as I've experienced it has always been about exploring gender rolls and expectations and subverting them on occasion not how Spock would cradle your (sorry Kirk's) face while comforting you (sorry Kirk) from what the mean Admiral, who you're (sorry Kirk's) more then capable of telling to screw off, said to you (sorry Kirk).

I read gender-bend fics to break the status quo so the fact that Star Trek of all fandoms writes gender-bends that reinforce traditionalists values...wasn't it."

#st tos #i agree wt most but need to rewatch the movies because if im correct kirk would have raised david if carol didnt fight for him #but hed be an absentee parent and/or raised in ebterprise so still like workaholic #hm idk #to add

[jamestitskirk]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned doing a deep dive into star trek history it’s that I can not clock a wig to save my life.

#SAME LIKE GENUINELY I CANT IM HORRIFIED KRIK WAS A WIG LIKE AHGE I COHQC

[jamestitskirk]

This morning @ncc1701ohno requested a chart of Star Trek Clone fucking so let me present you my chart of Star Trek TOS clone fucking.

Add on your own, tell me your thoughts. I know both @ncc1701ohno and @twinkboimler had some great thoughts about which characters from TNG and DS9 would be down to fuck themselves.

#yeah

[jamestitskirk]

ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

#kirk and bones dialougue to me #NO KIRK AND CHEKOV

[jamestitskirk]

kirk cowboy pinup who fucking cares anymore

#james t kirk #iowa boi save me

[jamestitskirk]

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

#james t kirk #spock #leonard mccoy #HE KNOWS U WILL BONESSSS

[jamestitskirk]

𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣.. 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣.  𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨?

[ Supports me with Ko-fi ☕ ] 

#spirk #james t kirk #spock

[jamestitskirk]

I stand with my cancelled wife

#kirk in that 2 parter episode name i cant remember #the meanegrie??

[jamestitskirk]

MORE SPACE HUSBANDS

#spirk #awwww #spock #james t kirk

[jamestitskirk]

tos core is being armed with a stun gun at all times yet your first instinct in a fight is always flinging yourself at your attacker like a fucking flying squirrel

#you are not immune to captain kirk projectile syndrome #<- 💀 #james t kirk #st tos

[jamestitskirk]

Who's your star trek underrated duo, because I'm still sore about Dr David and Saavik.

Spock's best student and Kirk's nerd son?!! Adorable! Incredible!

They're both such Jocks but also Giant Nerds, both on and off the curly hair regime.

She's on the command path and he's a famed (slightly disgraced) scientist?!! They're made to be Kirk and spocks next generation, that's a captain and science officer right there.

I want to see her epic path to admiral with this absolute goof telling her biology facts while she fights klingons

#david marcus #saavik #saavid #theyre everything to me #because they are somewhat like spirk but like in role reversal and also not #and its sweete #theyre reminiscent of spirk but they ahve their own baggage and i love them sm #au where david lived :( #st tos

[jamestitskirk]

Federation Calendar Girl

#james t kirk

[jamestitskirk]

AN-TI-BO-DIES

#james t kirk #leonard mccoy #mckirk #INSANELY GOOD ONG