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I'm a law abiding citizen but something about working six times harder than my grandparents for a sixth of what they had is persuasive

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I desperately need Rick Riordanverse to make more queer stories pleaseee. Like I love romance as a genre but queer romance is just better imo. Even if it’s just a short story about piper telling Shel she was a demigod or Nico and Wills coming out party like PLEASSEEE

#the sun and the star #percy jackson #the sun and the star spoilers #haven’t posted in a while #silly little gay people #rick riordan

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every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle

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@toxicaltomb

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hey Emily I know we haven’t talked in 5 or 6 years, how’s it going? kids doing good? pregnancy going okay for you? anyway I sent you this because some rando on the Internet thought you might be happier knowing you inadvertently reposted MLP fetish art. wait what’s MLP? well okay let me start off with saying I am a completely normal individual caught in the crosshairs of a violently loud subculture on the internet I am not actually a part of but I constantly bear witness to. secondly does your kid watch cartoons? well you might have seen

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You know it’s bad when the book has a “spoilers” tag but not just a title tag

#the burning maze #VS #the burning maze spoilers

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Currently reading Trials of Apollo: The burning maze and I know something that happens that’s really gunna suck soooooo yeah, love that. I’m excited but also terrified. I’m reading it so I can read the sun and the star ASAP, I’m so fucking excited to read it but I have 3 books left 😭 wish me luck yall

seen a lot of these with your favorites, but reblog with the CURRENT book you are reading, show you are streaming, the last movie you watched, and any game/puzzle/crafts you’re working on 

#trials of apollo #the burning maze

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not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

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not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

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arguing w/ my brother and I needed to make this

Reblog if you think ‘transmasc lesbian’ is a valid identity

I’ll show him the number of notes after about a week or so

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Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

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Are you a Santanas grandmother or are you a Burt Hummel

#my glee phase grabbed my by the throat and is dragging my down into the deep dark pits of hell again #there is only one correct answer #it should slap you in the face tbh #glee #santana lopez #burt hummel