my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse
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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course
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Teacher, can I..*sigh*🙄 MAY I kill myself?
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My only tactic for playing pokemon is to be 20lvls higher than the opponent.
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my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..
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i was made to be the sweetest girl ever. it’s on you if i turn evil
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you can't tell me neuvillette doesn't wear these type of pajamas (they come in different colors :3)
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griddlehark, in bed the kiss
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Yuta Okkotsu ⚔
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