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HUGE CRUSH UPDATE !!!!!! had my exams today and i saw a guy i know and we talked, mind u he knows crush and they are kind of friends anyway long story short we talked abt getting drinks w my friend bc they know each other and then he was like i have this friend idk if u know him *says crush name* he’s super cool he also redid his year and i had to act surprised ANYWAY HE THEN SAID MAYBE ILL ASK HIM FOR DRINKS TOO AND I WAS LIKE W US?? AND HE SAID YEAH YOULL SEE HES SUPER COOL ….. MONTHS OF NOTHING ONLY TO GET THIS HANDED TO ME ON A SILVER PLATTER ??????? NEVER FORGET THAT DELUSION ALWAYS WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

#I HAVE TOLD THIS TO EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ABT HIM THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME #mind u i had a plan involving this guy for MONTHS saying i need to see him at exams so crush sees that i know him and comes to talk to us #AND MY FRIEND SAID IT WOULDNT WORK #WELL LOOK AT ME NOW #also we talked abt going the the library together bc he usually studies at home so now im gonna harass him tl come #bc that’s even more possibilities to talk to crush #for those who have followed this story since forever ago … we r finally getting somewhere … war is almost over

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new girl crush update : we saw each other today w the friend i know her from and it’s official guys im in love

#we get along so well you’d think we’ve been friends for years when this is only the 5th time we ever saw each other 😭😭😭 #also i told her abt crush guy and she was not a fan 😭 she said his sense of humor is weird and maybe he’s weird also HDHSJJS #also she said he’s not even cute … little does she know that’s exactly my type 😔 #i need to have one conversation w him and see if he’s really funny bc this all started on assumptions that he is #and so far i did not get good reviews #FREE ME FROM THE CHACKLES PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!

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ALSO girl crush update she replied to my axe throwing story and said she’s never seen me happier than when i was holding an axe and called me a psychopath so yeah we’re basically in love

#who would’ve thought we’d end up here guys

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crush update : went out w my friend yesterday and she tagged me in her story that he can see so after months of not knowing who the girl haunting him is he now does and now the ball is in his court will he jump the ship and follow me stay tuned 😱

#also i saw him today after like a month and i only noticed now that he has an earring …. i chose him right

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went axe throwing tonight and they also had shurikens i’m basically a ninja now so if u ever need a takedown i’m ur girl

#i thought i’d be so bad at it bc i literally have zero aim but i girlbossed it so hard

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she followed me back

finally sent a friend request to my girl crush im girlbossing so hard (i deactivated notifications as soon as i did it)

#WE DID IT GUYS !!!!

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just remembered i sent a request to my highschool crush (whomst i have not seen in 9 years) months ago bc i was pressured into doing it (not) and he never accepted it

#im never acting on impulse ever again

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CREATOR TAG GAME — post some gifs before and after colouring! thank you for tagging me @heybaetae and @jung-koook <3

these are fun to look back on as always because most times i genuinely can't remember what the original was like and then i click layer mask and shock myself 😭

tagging: @jimimn @magicshop @sugajimin @joonie @joenns @bisexualrapline @rjshope @userjiminie (no pressure <3)

#thanks for dinner u too

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CREATOR TAG GAME — post some gifs before and after colouring! thank you so much for tagging me @heybaetae @vminsos @namchyoon @joonie <333

haven't done one of these in so long so this was fun! <3

tagging: @userjiminie @taee @joenns @sugajimin @rjshope @magicshop @yoongikook and anyone else who wants to do it <3 (no pressure ofc<3)

#hmmmm good food #don’t know why u tagged me tho ur so silly

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finally sent a friend request to my girl crush im girlbossing so hard (i deactivated notifications as soon as i did it)

#i never wanted to be someone’s friend so bad HELPPPPP #if she doesn’t accept i will burn this country to the ground and then kms

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you think you’ve seen it all and then an old lady pulls up in the metro w a dog in a stroller

#DURING RUSH HOUR #we’re in paris not new york act normal

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update on school crush : he was indeed at the library today and he was very cute and other the fact that i kept looking up at the exact time he passed by and that i was hysterically laughing when he was passing by nothing happened unfortunately

#it’s ok all i needed was for him to remember i exist to his despair #i couldn’t smile at him bc there was no natural way of doing it unfortunately #but one day i will … one day …. #also update on my life i got a second earlobe piercing finally after years of talking abt it and i feel like a new person #can’t wait to get a third

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stunning ♡

#😄 #jimin

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[29/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡

#rue… when was this… #jk

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for those interested in my crush story (no one) my friend had like an interview at one of our school’s site that i never go to and i met up w her there after and on my way there she told me she saw mister crush there … except thats not his usual territory …. and truly isn’t mine …. so yeah another confirmation we’re soulmates ! except i didn’t see him when i got there so bummer but soulmates nonetheless !

#but tomorrow is another day i’m going to his lib and he better be there it’s been too long i neee distraction #and this time i will smile at him (i’ve been saying this for months) but fr i will new year new me

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[28/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡ (cr. heybaetae)

#jk

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Omg where are you??? How have you been?? What happened to the school crush?? i miss you here 💘💘

thats so cute 😭😭 i've been good thank you for asking!! kinda stressed with school as always but we're pushing through 😎 as for school crush LOLLLL to my despair i havent seen him in over a month bc i havent gone to his library... but we might get another sight soon enough ... and maybe i'll finally smile at him ... stay tuned 🤫

#between u and me i kinda forgot abt him bc i got my heart broken by a guy i met online and talked to for 5 days LOLLLLLLL FUCKING LOSER !!!! #he was my soulmate (one of a billion) and he blocked me on new years only to call me the next day when he was probably drunk #and i was obviously asleep so now ive been obsessing over what he wouldve said for the past ten days .... #and lowkey (highkey) hoping he would call again (he didnt) #major loser behavior i wish i could move on but being obsessive is my default state and lobotomy is the only cure #ANYWAY!!!!! happy new year i hope ur doing good!!!!! and being a little more normal than me (easy)<3!!!!!!!!