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Chapter 2 Joe Gets A Surprise 😱

Joe

The bright sun peeping through my

window caused me to groan as I

opened my eyes.

Damn,my head is pounding.

Jesus, you would think i would learn from this bullshit but I never do.

I roll over and find that the other side of the bed is empty.

Hell,it figures.

No worries.

Blondie will be back when she needs some more action.

And who better to give it to her than yours truly here.😎

Wine,dine,69......it's what I do.

I slowly emerged from my bed and fell straight on my ass as I did.

"Damn it" I muttered.

Seriously, why the hell do I do this?

I was trying to pull myself off the floor when I heard my phone ring.

Okay...now the one question is......where in God's name is my phone?

I hear it but I sure as hell don't see it.

Shit.

My phone keeps ringing as I search for it through the pile of sheets that went down with me as I fell on my ass.

All right ya little shit.....ya gotta be around here somewhere.

Finally I stood up (somehow) and staggered over to the night stand and there was the little noise maker that was not helping my aching head.

"Aha...there ya are." I smirked. "Now I'm gonna shut ya up."

With that, I picked up the phone and smirked as I spoke into it with my drunk,sultry voice.

"Hey there,sexy."

"Burrow? My God,are you all right?"

Awww shit....it's coach!

Isn't this grand?

Here i am trying to charm my way into my boss's pants!

Jesus,why????

"Oh yeah...Mr.Taylor....i'm fine as frog hair." I said,laughing a little while the biggest part of me is dying.

"Thank God, I thought you had went off the deep end." He said.

I laughed a little.

I think I might just he headed that way,sir.🤦‍♂️

"Anyway....listen....I forgot to tell you....awesome job on the field yesterday. I don't know what we would do without you,Burrow."

Me neither.😂😂😂😂😂😂ahem...JKJK.

Or am I?😏

Damn it,how the hell do I shut my brain off?

I know what some of you folks are thinking......what brain,right?

Well guess what????....you may be right. 🤦‍♂️

Luckily,with all of this shit going on in my head I was finally able to speak.

"Thank you,sir. I try. I really do."

Thank you Jesus for not letting me say something stupid!

There is hope for my drunk ass after all.🤞

'"Well, you are a blessing to this team. Behave yourself. We need you more than you know."

Oh shit he's onto me and my drinking playboy ways!

I gulped. "Yes sir"

"Get some rest today,Burrow. You deserve it."

"Thank you sir. See you tomorrow." I said.

With that,I hung up the phone and let out a huge sigh of relief.

I can NOT believe I almost hit on my coach.

God help me I really have no decency.

Fifteen minutes later, I am freshly showered and I'm now on the couch,trying to get my aching head to ease off.

Before anyone says anything...yes I have taken some freaking Tylenol.

It just sometimes takes it forever and a day to kick in.

Just as I was drifting off to sleep...the doorbell rang.

Damn it.

A dude can't get one little freaking bit of peace and quiet around here.

Sweet Jesus.

I groaned as I staggered to the door.

When I reached the door I opened it,only to find no one there.

Damn it. Probably some kids trying to prank me.

I groaned as was just about to shut the door when I looked down and saw something that I thought for sure would make me pass out right on the spot.

At my doorway sat a basket with a newborn baby laying in it.

I did a double take to make sure I wasn't seeing things.

But then.....there was also a note which read....

‘Hey Daddy please take care of me. My name is Naomi Elizabeth.’

Oh hell's bells!

First a headache...now I think i'm gonna puke.

My God,what am I gonna do?

Song of the Chapter

Tequila Sunrise by the Eagles

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First chapter of There Goes My Life is posted. Go easy on me 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

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Chapter 1- Joe Cool 😎

Joe

I danced a little gig as I walked into my penthouse apartment carrying a case of beer.

As most of you probably know, I am Joe Burrow, rookie quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals.

Who Dey!🧡🖤

Anyway, if you have kept up with me at all you probably know that this season has been rough for me starting out.

I mean, today we got our FIRST freakin’ win of the season against the Jacksonville Jaguars.

And it is week 4. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Folks ,as you know , I had an undefeated season and a natty Championship win during my last year at LSU,

So, needless to say, losing is not in my vocabulary and most definitely something I am not used to

AT ALL. 🥴

But what can I say? It was bound to happen because I had been warned that during my rookie NFL season I would probably take my fair share of lumps.

Just call me Mr.Lumpy. 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

Anywho, moving on.

I have other issues at the current moment.

I rubbed my swollen jaw.

Yes I said swollen jaw.

Yes, I got sacked a few times during the game but that has nothing to do with the swelling of my jaw.

I was interviewed by the lovely,vivacious Linsie Wellington after the game.

Ah,miss Linzie.

The most respected sports announcer in Florida.

And the hottest.🔥❤😜😎

I mean,dayum. Boys, the woman is smoking.

I'm so damn sorry but when a woman looks like that I just gotta say something.

Okay, so normally Miss Hottie(I mean,Linzie ) is an announcer but tonight she did an interview.

An interview with yours truly. (Pops collar)

So.....anyway......when she was finished asking me all those beloved things an interviewer asks.....I just couldn't stand it anymore. I just had to say something.

And this is what I said.

I gave that black haired bombshell my million dollar sultry smile and said this little piece right here.

"Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy." 😉

Yeah, yeah, crazy pick up line,I know.

But hey it works.

A lot.😎

And boy would I like to drive this woman crazy. 😍

I think miss Linzie liked it just a little.

Ah,hell who am I kidding? I KNOW she liked it.

I saw her blushing.😎

However, there was someone who didn't like it.

That someone was her boyfriend. 🥴😎

Damn, that man can swing a fist.

Hell,I didn't know she had a boyfriend.

Or did I?

😂😂😂😂😂ahem

So there you have it,folks. The story of my freakin bruised jaw.

What can I say?

I'm a hot mess.😎

I sighed as I dragged myself to my fridge and pulled out a beer.

Ahhhhh....smooth as hell. Already made me forget about my damn messed up jaw.

I know I shouldn't be drinking but hell, we freakin' won today!

A man's gotta celebrate.

Yeehaw!

Anyway........twelve to fifteen beers later, I'm pretty sure I was on the verge of passing out.

Just as I leaned back on my huge designer couch and shut my eyes,my doorbell rang

Awww hell no!

I groaned and I stood up with my head absolutely swimming,and trudged over to the door.

How I made it without falling on my ass i will never know.

Anyway.....when I opened the door....there stood a girl with bleach blonde hair and a skirt on up to her rear end.

Mmmmm......mama mia😍

And no, I don't have a damn clue what her name is .

She's a chick I met at the bar the other night.

I'm pretty sure I've already had at least one round of wild and crazy sex with her.

Or was that her sister?😎

Hell, who am I kidding? I probably had em both.

"Hey stud.....good game today." The woman said,batting her eyelashes at me.

"Thanks" I said,smirking and winking.

"I think we should...ya know.....have a little fun ."She said,with a wink.

"Hell yeah" I said,smirking.

The next thing I knew we were in the floor,heavily making out.

I am a worn out ol boy but I am NEVER too tired for some poontang.😎

So....with that being said.....scram...ya filthy animals! 😎

However,please do visit tomorrow.

I'm sure I shall have a ton of things to talk about if ya know what I mean.😎

Song of the chapter -Just A Gigolo by David Lee Roth

Hey guys! I know this is definitely a different Joe than we are used to seeing but hey, I find this side of Joey B rather hot 🥵 myself.

As I’ve said, this is my story from Wattpad but I will be changing it slightly.

Thanks so much for reading!

Will update soon!

Much love,

Leslie ❤️

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Masterlist

There Goes My Life

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Hey guys! I’m new here but I’m in the process of putting out a Joey B story. Not sure it’s all that great but I thought I would give it a try. 🖤🧡

#joeyb #fanfic

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There Goes My Life ~Joe Burrow

Joe Burrow is living his best life as

a rookie quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals.

When he is not playing football, he spends most of his time partying and living it up.

One day his life changes as a newborn baby girl is left outside his door with a note saying he is the father.

How will Mr. Burrow handle being a single father?

We shall find out.

Chapter 1 Joe Cool 😎

Summary- Joe comes home after his first win of his rookie season with a bruised jaw. Also, a visitor shows up for an evening of enchantment to say the least. 😂

Chapter 2 Joe Gets A Surprise 😱

Summary-Joe wakes up from his night of enchantment hung over and receives a very unexpected surprise at his door.

#who dey #joeyb #cincinnati bengals #fanfic #humor #daddy’s babygirl

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Joey wearing his dad’s jersey is one of THE best things I’ve seen today. 🧡🖤

#who dey #i love this man #joeyb #cincinnati bengals

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Hey guys if I put a Joey B story on here that i originally had on Wattpad and reworked it a little….would anyone read?

🧡🖤

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Hey guys I’m very seldom here but I’m slowly getting back into my Joey B phase now and I just had to share this picture #whodey 🧡🖤

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Since football season is near I’ve decided to try this again….not sure if I’ll like it but I’ll try

#jlovemesomejoeyb. #who dey

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I was surprised out of the blue today with this book! Can’t wait to read!

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Hey guys I’m new to this but I hope to start writing soon! About Joe of course 🧡🖤

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