johnlovesyou

[johnlovesyou]

Hey. Do you know what a cult leader tastes like?

@askwhowhat

No………. why?

#text post

[johnlovesyou]

I came to steal your nose

And heart

Good. Take it off so I wouldn’t smell you.

#text post #((ooc: LMAO))

[johnlovesyou]

*honk honk*

No.

#text post

[johnlovesyou]

You ever heard of a fella named Spamton?

No but I probably ate them.

#text post #john loves you au #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #john ward #((ooc: heyguys i keep dying becaus of scho))

[johnlovesyou]

heheheheheh you like kissing boysssssssss >:3

NO I DON’TTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

I do maybe

#text post #john loves you au #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #john ward

[johnlovesyou]

Boy oh boy!

john is multiplying faster i can subtract o boy

We're making an army.

#text post #((ooc: we are multiplying day by day. create an army. defeat gary. defeat the UNSPEAKABLE.))

[johnlovesyou]

Happy birthday to the Garys. Congrats, you’re older.

@cassocksandcordobes @ask-garymiller

#text post #faith game #faith the unholy trinity #john loves you au #john ward #gary miller #((ooc: TUOEPPPPOEOEO))

[johnlovesyou]

be scared.

🤡🤡🤡

SOMEONE SAVE ME

#art #john loves you au #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #john ward

[johnlovesyou]

WHAT?

I had a dream about you and the @johnlovesyoublog like he sent an ask to you as as an apparition (bust only) and it was like @genersones's style but it talked like the @johnlovesyoublog's owner uhh anyway he was all evil and like mwahaha and was like different colours and all swirly and there was a very important disembodied floating white swirl thing next to his shoulder then you dissed him so hard on his insecurities and mommy issues that his colours got normal and he looked like this 😨 and he disappeared and it cut to his physical body at a bar drinking being comforted by some guy. Also while this is all happening you had the form of a normal john ward but like with a button-up t-shirt. I may send a visual at a later point…

That... certainly sounds like one hell of a dream...

#((ooc: LMAOOAOAI LOVE THIS))

[johnlovesyou]

YOU ARE MINE, PRIEST.

About: This blog is run by @bipolarskittle !! This is my first ask blog so I apologize if things are a bit odd. Most Faith ask blogs I see also include very wonderful art, if that's something you're looking for I'm definitely not the right blog as I absolutely suck at art. There is very little known about Alu throughout the game so this is very heavy on my own headcannons. I'm very bad at initiating conversations and asks but I love interacting with people so please feel free to ask me anything! I'm also incredibly forgetful so I may forget to check up on Tumblr as a whole and I apologize if I do. Any posts I make on this blog are all in-character unless specified. RULES: Please try to limit NSFW asks as much as possible besides jokes, as the person who runs this account is legally a minor. :) Please be patient if you ask something, as I've mentioned I'm not very good at remembering to do things so I may not be active for periods of time. If you ask something and I don't reply, please don't spam my inbox to try and get me to answer. And generally, just don't be a jerk! <3

#((ooc: :D)) #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #faith #ask blog #((ooc: LOVE THIS RAOAIAAGGHH!))

[johnlovesyou]

He told me the easter bunny doesn’t exist.

Help. A blue hooded man is tormenting me. @johnlovesyou

#text post #((ooc: HI ITS BEEEN A WHILE IM STILL PILED UP wanted to reply to this too it was funny))

[johnlovesyou]

((hiii guys im really busy but i don’t mind still answering them but it’ll take time especially if it’s with art but depends how much work i have to do:3))

#ooc post

[johnlovesyou]

hey can you watch over my cat for a sec

Eats.

#text post #john loves you au #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #john ward #((ooc: soooo bussssyyy))

[johnlovesyou]

Give Gary a kiss or else

NO??? But later maybe.

#text post #john loves you au #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #john ward #gary miller #garyjohn

[johnlovesyou]

I still <3 you

And no I won't leave you alone

LEAVE ME ALONE.

#text post #john loves you au #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #john ward

[johnlovesyou]

I have a question. Is my key, able to fit your left eye..?

Wanna try?

#text post #john loves you au #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #john ward

[johnlovesyou]

TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION HOW WELL CAN A SWORD WORK AS A CROSS

Both can kill. But in different ways.

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