Now what is a pretty little high-born girl like you doing out here in the deep dark woods, eh?
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reblog for size or whatever yada yada yada
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everyone shut the fuck up its heart eyes hermann monday
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Now what is a pretty little high-born girl like you doing out here in the deep dark woods, eh?
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25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????
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Hawkeye postwar when he and his husband Trapper go into practice together
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Having comfort characters is so funny because you hear or see something that vaguely reminds you of them and it's like
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12 and his electric guitar could've beat Maestro's ass in five minutes and I stand by that
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