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kaz: *thinking about inej’s smile, the way she laughs, the way her skin catches moonlight- she’s actually motivated him to become a better person for his own good, teasing her about her suli proverbs, his heartbeat racing whenever he looks at her*

kaz: *voice cracking* god i fucking love money so much

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Hufflepuff: I made a plush doll version of you.

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff: So you can learn to take care of yourself.

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Slytherin: what are you doing?

Hufflepuff: Getting you all mood rings so I know when you need a hug

Slytherin: 🥺

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Gryffindor: You’re supposed to bump my fist with yours.

Ravenclaw: …but why?

Muggleborn!Slytherin: I love it when you two impersonate muggles

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1 for Enjoltaire from the cliche tropes ask?

thank you ❤️💚

“There’s people chasing us and I pulled you into the alley with me and wow you’re close.”

“FUCK!”

“Eloquent, R,” Enjolras huffed as they sprinted down the street.

“This is your fault!” The artist snapped back. Enjolras just glared at him before he all but tackled Grantaire into a side alley. They were both panting as the stopped running. Grantaire leaned back against the wall as Enjolras rubbed his side.

“Ah fuck,” Grantaire swore as he noticed the cops that were chasing them were getting closer. “C’mere,” he hissed at Enjolras who just looked over at him in confusion. Grantaire rolled his eyes and pulled him flush against him before cupping his face, and kissing him.

Luckily, the PDA managed to make the cops pass their alley without a second look. Grantaire moved back once he could see the coast was clear. He looked down at Enjolras and realized that he was much closer than he thought. The blonde was almost nose to nose with him, staring at him with those wide, obnoxiously blue eyes. I

“Uh, sorry?” Grantaire mumbled quietly but still didn’t move away.

“Why?” Enjolras asked, sounding hesitant. Grantaire blinked in surprise before smiling.

“Hang on, you’re not going to kill me for kissing you?” He asked with a grin. Enjolras smiled and rolled his eyes.

“I was wondering what was taking so long,” he teased, pulling him back by his flannel to kiss him again.

Loved this prompt! Also, I have another ask from @archiveofoddities but I don’t know which post it’s from so I have a surprise for that 😉 how ever it’s going to take a hot minute to get done

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Gryfindor: if huff broke up with...

Slytherin: NO

Ravenclaw: there is still a possibility...

Hufflepuff: HE SAID NO!

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Slytherin: there’s something wrong with Hufflepuff. This morning I told huff I would stab them if they got near me. Huff laughed and cut my blood circulation.

Gryffindor: that doesn’t sound like huff

Ravenclaw: I was there, huff went “hehe” and hugged sly.

Hufflepuff[burst through the door and looks around frantically]: I found you! *runs up and hugs sly*

Slytherin[terrified but in comfort]: it’s doing it again.

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Slytherin: Do you know why I always win at chess? I have a secret move. I kick over the board.

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Gryffindor: What are your three best qualities?

Hufflepuff: I’m gay. I have soft hair. And sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

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Hufflepuff: You’re perfect! Slytherin, having heard this before:  *Silence*  Hufflepuff: Nothing to say? Slytherin: I wish to argue, but that would make you sad. Hufflepuff: *touched and concerned*

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Person A: I wasn't that drunk.

Person B: you where yelling "WAKE UP!" every fucking three seconds.

Person A: because I wanted him to wake up.

Person B: we were at a funeral.

#person a and person b #idk who they are #it's up to you #random chat #random

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Hufflepuff: a lot of people think I’m English

Slytherin, drunk: you’re not English, you’re cute

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Ravenclaw: Do you care if I take the skin off of the Furby?

Ravenclaw: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.

Ravenclaw: Also I want to softhack his circuits.

Hufflepuff: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Just a crazy idea mixing two characters of two super underrated movies, Treasure Planet and Sinbad: Legend of the seven seas. I love both so so much

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Nina: Where are you going?

Wylan: Starbucks. If Jesper asks, I’m going to the store to pick up dinner.

Inej: Why can’t Jesper know you’re getting coffee?

Wylan: He always goes on a lecture about how “four espressos a day is too many” and complaining about how I “never sleep.”

(Later)

Jesper: Where’s Wylan?

Nina: He went to the store to pick something up.

Jesper: sHIT HES AT STARBUCKS AGAIN-

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Slytherin: Salt and vinegar chips are my favorite

Hufflepuff: That makes you a psychopath, Sly

Slytherin: Bold of you to assume I didn't know that

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Painted this piece some time ago for the @victuurifanzine! I love their duet outfits so much ;-;