due to panopticon budget cuts everyone is advised to regulate their actions under threat of their own scrutiny. this is forever btw
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OUROBOROS WRAPPED:
you consumed yourself 74 times this year
you ended 4 cycles and started 13 new ones!
you did not break the pattern today, so the loop will repeat tomorrow
try again next year?
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This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.
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good night, night vale.
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Wexler Films, Science of Light, 1960′s
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i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me
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tiktok necromancer: "i've received a few concerns lately about where i get my materials from, so i just want to assure you all that i always make sure my human remains are ethically and responsibly sourced, and all reanimation i do is 100% consensual :)"
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Happy ten years, Night Vale!
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happy 10th anniversary to these two fucked up towns!!
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Kim Dorland
#tbt
Ghost of a Drunk (or Self Portrait) - 2013
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i think i’m going to become an unreliable narrator. if you see me obscuring the full truth or saying things that directly contradict each other, don’t worry about it.
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