#Welcome to Night Vale

[vvanillavveins]

ok but Alice "sober up & stop trying to make an impact" Dyer would get along well with Cecil "if you see something say nothing & drink to forget" Gershwin Palmer

#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 13 #alice dyer #cecil gershwin palmer #wtnv #welcome to night vale

[nightvale-outofcontext]

There are cages and carriers full of sweet kitties all over the station, representing all four breeds of cat: Long-haired, Short-haired, Smooshy-faced, and Miscellaneous.

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #welcometonightvale #night vale #podcasts #quote #quotes #podcast #welcome to night vale quotes #ep 159 #ep159

[kerink]

i cant sleep so i wanna talk about the different ways i conceptualize cecil's age. to me there are 3 domains i consider: chronological, physical, and functional

for his chronological age, we know cecil was a teenager in 1745 making him more than 279 years old. this one's pretty straight forward.

for his physical age we have to do some math. i've broken it down in greater detail before, but the tldr of that post is that (in my estimation) cecil physically ages 4-8 years for every 49 years he's alive. given how much wtnv likes a 1:10 ratio, i'd actually be willing to bet my math in the original post is close but wrong and cecil ages at a 1:10 rate. if cecil was at least 15 in 1745, and if he was stuck at 19 for at most 100 years, that would make him around 33 physically.

cecil's functional age i've never seen talked about and i haven't had a lot of chances to talk about before, so this was the main motivator for this post. cecil isn't just a man, he is The Voice. and since huntokar found night vale after it was founded and didn't break time until 1983, we can assume there was something supernatural about cecil before her involvement.

leonard burton was host of nvcr for "an uncountable number of years" and cecil has said he didn't recall anyone being host before him.

cecil interned under him from at least 1745 until ww2, likely after pearl harbor (1941) since cecil stated america was involved in the war at that time. so cecil interned for ~179 years and has been hosting for ~83 years

it's unclear when leonard died, i've detailed the murky timeline on his wiki page, but cecil had been hosting for between 38-60 years when he did. when leonard died he was crossing the street outside of nvcr, which i interpret this to mean leonard was still involved even after he retired, likely continuing his mentor role informally or else helping cecil as a consultant.

no matter how long cecil had been hosting, 38-60 years is a drop in the bucket compared to "an uncountable number of years." cecil as The Voice was still very new, functionally very young, when leonard died.

this continues the theme of cecil's life: that he's abandoned too young and before he's ready. i read cecil's lack of on-air professionalism to be a reflection of that; just like how he struggled and lashed out and acted up after his mother left he's doing the same thing on the radio. he didn't have anyone to show him any better. we aren't seeing cecil the 279 year old immortal or cecil the 33 year old man, we're seeing The Voice who is still only a child

#wtnv #welcome to night vale

[crabjest]

Welcome to Night Vale has been living in my head for basically my entire life (elementary school. Explodes.) anyways I relapsed for the 50th time, heres what the major freaks look like in my brain

Also episode 51 doodle because what the fuck. And Cecil on my microbiology

#they dont have faces because I couldn't draw what they look like in my head if my life depended on it #im sick in the head holy shit #sorry kevin and lauren are bloodless #they got power washed I fear #welcome to night vale #wtnv #cecil palmer #cecil gershwin palmer #carlos #kevin #lauren mallard #crabjestart

[training-important]

#middle earth #sasha pieterse #cute girl #welcome to night vale #games #headers #budak sekolah #reading #Ramona Flowers #song lyrics #billie piper

[surface-above-situation-invest]

#welcome to night vale #games #headers #gd #budak sekolah #horror film #gojo #reading #Ramona Flowers #short shorts

[fake-wtnv-intros]

You go to a funeral home where they are hosting Is It Cake. The judges, in shadow, hand you a knife, and a body. It is not cake, but they eat anyway. Welcome to Night Vale.

Submitted by lost-in-the-cosmos-vast

#nightvale #welcome to night vale #welcome to nightvale #wtnv #submission

[fluctuating-fanby]

Yeah, Kevin's the mirror that shows everything Cecil fears and never wants to be, but do you think Kevin ever looks at Cecil and is reminded of his past imperfect self that Strex killed? Cecil has his silhouette but is drawn in the darkness that the Smiling God finds abhorrent; Kevin is Cecil's broken reflection but Cecil is Kevin's shadow.

#if this is incoherent it's bc it's 4am sorry #wtnv #welcome to night vale #wtnv kevin #cecil palmer #kevcil #vince rambles

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Friendly reminder that Cecil writes Saw fanfic.

#wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecil palmer

[secretlyhuntokar]

Whenever I see someone use the word "neat" I will automatically make the assumption you are a wtnv fan. People who use the word "neat" who are not fans of wtnv should Listen to wtnv immediately.

#wtnv #welcome to night vale

[jack-off-valentine]

I'm gonna be honest, there was a decent stretch of time where I thought WTNV & TMA were about two groups of people in the same setting having VERY different reactions.

Everyone in the institute is fighting for their goddamn lives, meanwhile over in the states yer man Cecil is chatting the shite, talking about his levatating cat, before playing "Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira.

#the magnus archives #welcome to night vale #cecil palmer

[niff-of-draws]

new night vale bookmark and my first double sided bookmark!

#my art #niff draws #traditional art #custom bookmark #pen art #art #pen and ink art #welcome to night vale #wtnv #night vale #nightvale #welcome to nightvale #desert bluffs #welcome to desert bluffs #desert bluffs wtnv

[nighvalecommunityradiounofficial]

Nighty-night, Nightvale.

#welcome to night vale #wtnv

[claire-stanfield]

More of my Cecil for you guys! I'm obsessed with drawing him now.

#welcome to night vale #wtnv #wtnv cecil #wtnv fanart #pencil sketch #cecil gershwin palmer #cecil palmer

[memehex]

#polls #poll #supernatural #welcome to night vale #the onceler #undertale #danny phantom #howls moving castle #doctor who #sherlock #homestuck #fandom

[smilingsynernist]

Real Cecil hours. Old man w a child ^

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