i’m learning very useful phrases thanks to duolingo 👀
“Translate this sentence: You are rich because of my rent, sir.”
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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin
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im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself
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what is the truth
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"I'm fem-presenting!" "My presentation is masculine!" "I present androginously!" well I forgot there was a presentation today and it's too late to put anything together
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I wish I knew how they felt about me
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Me, reblogging from anyone I don't follow: I'm introducing diversity into the gene pool. This will make my mutuals' dashes stronger and healthier.
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pierce
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🍳🍳🥚eggs 🍳🍳
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I died, I guess, and the afterlife had that feature where people from the living world would send messages to dead loved ones. My first letter was, in fact, a question from kids (who I didn't know) that asked me how to solve a math equation.
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Gay😊irl
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one of my strong opinions is that animals should all have common names that don't reference other animals. let them be their own thing
like, come on, whale shark? lionfish? fox squirrel? zebra swallowtail? raccoon dog? Don't you think that's kinda half assing it. They're all originals they deserve better
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If I open up a lemonade stand, where I wear a t-shirt that says “life” and I hand you lemons for you to make your own lemonade from-
Wou- would you guys come by?
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obsessed with morpheus turning up every 100 years with a new period appropriate emo outfit except he also inexplicably has eyeliner for some reason
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