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sorry for seeing the divine in the monstrous. not my fault.
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i am a big believer in biting people
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(beats table with hand hysterically)
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Thoughts?
No thanks, I’m trying to cut back
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We must increase the bisexualism by at least 200%
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an oil painting commission of a friend of my mom’s cat being a prim and proper little lady
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you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways
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*reaches into lava and pulls out my perfectly roasted chicken breast*
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[PEELS GOD AND GIVES YOU A SLICE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU]
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I'm addicted to just saying shit
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naptime
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allow me to expound
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Hey bud, you okay? I heard Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths being blasted from your bedroom earlier. 
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Your excitement is adorable and I’ll do anything to make you smile like that again
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as long as the stars continue to sparkle in the night sky; as long as the flowers bloom and the rain falls, i will love you
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