kaida427

[kaida427]

They hand them out at the transfem convention alongside your weekly :3 allowance

they dont know about my little kitty paws

[kaida427]

"I would give you a kiss on the cheek at Autism Peak given different circumstances in our relationship."

-Courtesy of my friend Grayson.

#courtesy of my friend grayson

[kaida427]

How was I meant to not want to pluck your petals and make you wilt? To throw you in the freezer or press you between the pages of a textbook. To tear you down to the most atomic levels. To bite, to scratch, Taste, touch. I want everything from you.

[kaida427]

I'm going to tear open your ribs and take the place of your lungs, surrounding your beating heart.

[kaida427]

Just read the first line of smut in an RP that made me genuinely get up from my computer and leave the room.

I'm trying to learn more about writing women's anatomy, and the best way to do that is pick up snippets from others, because reading has not done it for me.

He described pulling her hips up to get a better angle when going down on her as "like a bowl" and it took me TEN SECONDS to realize he meant like. Lifting a bowl of soup to his mouth.

LIKE THIS

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[kaida427]

@official-crab-posts

req'd by @flipkat

oh boy! i can't wait to love and support my fellow crabs

text: Welcome to the Crab Bucket

[kaida427]

Homestuck YikYak???

i need something thats like.... a dating app but specifically for befriending homestucks in my immediate area

[kaida427]

“Chuck’s pretty dang cool.”

-Courtesy of my friend Grayson

#courtesy of my friend grayson

[kaida427]

I need a friend with benefits only instead of sex the benefits are we cuddle and watch movies together and hold hands and have sex

#courtesy of my friend Grayson #“The thought popped into my head and I thought it sounded like a Tumblr post” he said

[kaida427]

AAAAH Wow thank you this helps a lot. I always feel really weird because I go by a masc nickname (Chuck) alongside my fem legal name (Charlotte) interchangably, while looking very fem presenting and wearing skirts and makeup and using she/her pronouns but underneath that I still feel very agender. I don't have any particular attachment to any gender in particular and she/her are the pronouns that feel most comfortable.

This reminds me that being who I am is enough to classify as part of the community, and I don't actually have to do a damn thing to be that way. <3

Idk if you want to change literally nothing about yourself, not even your pronouns, and just identify differently i still consider you trans. Literally doesn't matter to me. It hurts more trans people to exclude people who are happily identifying as trans than it benefits. You use she/her and like pink and skirts but also like being agender? Idgaf welcome to the club. I love you

#agender #agender validation #also love the nepeta edit of trump's mugshot that's perfect #holy cow i needed that this morning #your post made a difference op hope you know that

[kaida427]

"The thought makes him spiral like a whirlpool, or, more accurately, like a flushing toilet."

#fiction

[kaida427]

"Some otherworldly force really just wants to put these guys through a hard time. Like, you know, having an emergency situation. Something that'll really beat them up like beloved characters in fiction. He's more glad than anything that he never even had to brush to his gun. This is called dramatic irony."

#fiction #tw gun #meta commentary

[kaida427]

I sent this to my father, and he asked me what color I wanted.

[kaida427]

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

#homestuck #413

[kaida427]

I watched 2001: A Space Odyssey because of Homestuck. It's a great movie, but it took me two tries to get past the first fifteen minutes. The second time was when I turned on "audio description" for when there was no dialogue, specifically the first twenty five minutes and the last fifteen, give or take. Everything makes SO MUCH more sense, and it's way more enjoyable with the narration.

So if you're thinking about watching the movie for the sake of learning more about the references in play, absolutely try it with the audio descriptors. It's near subtitles in the options. Also it made me cry but we don't have to talk about that.

2009:A Strider Odyssey

#homestuck #dirk strider #lil hal #2001 a space odyssey

[kaida427]

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[kaida427]

she home on my stuck till I 413

#homestuck #413