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*places the worlds smallest mma directly in your palm.*

#my buddy and i have this as an emoji in our server #i took the screenshot but it’s the exact same pose #it’s a little jarring i had to check to make sure there were no antics about #metalocalypse

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a couple years back i made a post about life advice and one of the tips i gave was 'cheat at solitaire if you want to', and i've been thinking of that since.

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A small victory to celebrate for today

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cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

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#bird #also a goat sometimes #but always a bird

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Metalocalypse Songs: Partying Around the World

#metalocalypse #drugs /

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Fuck it. Metalocalypse posting on main part TEN.

#gtr2 #the pickles and toki ones. the nathan one #metalocalypse

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"Here are your tortured poets. All from Mahmoud Darwish to Dr. Refat Alareer to Khaled Juma, these are tortured poets. Tortured by longing for a home they can never return to, tortured by the world they were born to for BEING BORN. Palestine, home to the tortured poets department." [@/folkoftheshelf on X. April 20th, 2024.]

#palestine #art

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literally hate how lgbtq ppl are constantly asking "am i valid?" "is this a valid way to be?" every 5 seconds. girl idk what to tell you but if you live your life seeking validation from others your self-image will always exist at their mercy. you gotta get some self-respect and stop begging others to validate you

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Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

#wow. happy #pride #me

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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

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Ok now do NYT columnists

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty

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(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty