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I love when people are Moved by Hozier and get mad and start calling him Andrew.

#my good personal friend andrew #hozier

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we are in the kitchen together. I love you I want to give you everything. come stand in the kitchen while I cook for you. no you cannot help cook. this is an act of love. I am making you dinner. I am giving you food because I cannot give you my heart because I cannot give you the world. come sit at the counter and tell me stories while I chop vegetables. I care about you. I care I care. I am making us something to eat. food is love. it is special. deliberate. we are in my kitchen together and I love you

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This exchange from BTE is everything to me

#hangman #evil uno

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men with soft tummies. you agree. reblog

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men with soft tummies. you agree. reblog

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wrestlemania sunday? brother I wrestle my mania EVERYDAY

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I know deja vu is supposed to just be the brain erroneously interpreting new events as memories but dawg I’ve been here before and nobody can tell me otherwise. I’m def time travelling. I’m different

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#this is what i really look like #eddie kingston #blood cw

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i’m starting a collection

#food cw #live footage of me eating a burrito in office

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why is cody rhodes not in the barbie movie

#rollercodester #cody rhodes

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Kota Ibushi makes his return to professional wrestling — GCW: Josh Barnett’s Bloodsport 9 (2023)

#i would eat him #(affectionate) #kota ibushi

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not caring if people think you're stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we're all kind of stupid. it's fine.

#never trust anyone who says they're smart #never trust anyone who claims to be good or kind #a smart person knows they're not smart enough to be claiming intelligence for themself #a kind person knows all the ways that they aren't #a good person doesn't have to say because they can show #kindness and intelligence and goodness are assigned not claimed #we can only claim to be trying

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reblog and say in the tags what fall out boy song you had an insane attachment to

#saturdayyyayyyy

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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled “do not stand at my grave and weep” after the poem by mary elizabeth frye. the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

#other peoples art #can i not cry about this poem someday

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tired of hearing people saying they dont like entire genres of music btw. because i feel like they dont realize how vast an entire fucking genre is. its like, get better at listening to music then.

#'i listen to everything but rap and country' #babe yr capitalism is showing #you listen to thrashpunk AND beethoven?? #how about we listen to some irish protest music followed by gregorian chants #pass me the aux ive got metal in languages i don't know to listen to #also you hate ALL rap and country? you've listened to every subgenre of both and can confirm you dislike all of it???? #or are you just a racist and only familiar with pop country post-911

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wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure

#live footage of me

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Hey moots I'm not doing a confrontation about it but can i ask yall to call me Shi from now on I'm having a stress induced identity crisis as god asks of us nobibberies every 3.68 years

#it's short for shiloh and siobhan don't even worry about it #nonmoots do whatever