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She even borrowed a name from a dead merc….

Ave and I were talking about Wiš'adel the other day and Ave said she’s like an armored core now and I’ve been thinking about it ever since

#Let’s see how far she can fly… #on borrowed wings.

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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!

You conserved 137ml of fluid!

You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!

The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!

Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!

The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!

Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!

If you jerked off now, you could save all of us

#Mudrock….

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Ave and I were talking about Wiš'adel the other day and Ave said she’s like an armored core now and I’ve been thinking about it ever since

#arknights #4 weapon slots even #her guns look so cool #and I look forward to see the shenanigans she can get up to

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i've been obsessing over wiš'adel's floating drone gun things?? especially with the sticker sets out now like are these guys sentient? she's pissing them off. they're pissing her off. where the fuck did she get them

#can’t wait to hear what the deal is with these things #I really like them

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

#Closure

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Just walked by a little old lady walking down the sidewalk with what I think was a parakeet sitting on her bun chirping away, when I nodded as we passed both she and the bird nodded back

The world is so lovely sometimes

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women love it when you regenerate from a fatal blow

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wet dog smell and 4 month old backyard bird bath smell

#these outfits are so good still #it’s a crime we didn’t get them #arknights

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mr tony and his roommate domma

#:) :) :) :) #arknights #siiiiiiiiiize difference

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DROP DATE 5/1/24 @ 12PM PST Spike, posture, and pendant collars; impact toys, and pony drone hoods.

Very excited for the new website! Will make larger drops possible with a more streamlined shipping process. ❤️

#leather #gear #NSFT #this is really fantastic work #fave #and congrats on the new store!

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dublinn brat!!! she's kind of freaky 😳

#arknights #and it’s back again #Ave

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ワンドロのScout。

7章でロスモンティスがScoutの為人を述懐する場面のことをよく思い返してしまうので。

#cute…. #arknights

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shhh! if we're very quiet she might not notice us-

oh fuck

#arknights #Jurassic park T Rex sfx

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Same character.

#arknights #had this realization today #right down to the significance of white flowers #I’ve been joking about that rumored Minoan war goddess being The Boss for awhile #but the answer was right there #this is mostly a joke #but I did see more similarities as I was making said joke

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They have a detective agency.

Fantasy Cyberpunk Generator

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Made a lyric video animatic of Peak Fiction Lone Trail for the Arknights (CN) 5th year anniversary birthday party with a Synergistic Hyperbeam Amplifying Focus on the saria/mumu/kristen trio

#arknights #people never really recognize vested from Lone Trail and it shows #this is incredible thank you

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There was an old man who lived by a forest.

As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting.

He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely gone now. My hair can’t be saved. But look outside at the forest. It’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they’ll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.”

“What I want you to do,” the man continued, “is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”

So they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.