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Truth and Lies. I've Lied A Lot On This Blog. Sorry, y'all.

So, I'm going to be officially 26 soon. I finally remembered I made this account.

I got a DM from someone who was actually in Plasma and I have to come clean.

Most, if not all, of the details in my about page and this blog in general are fake. As well as the details I've given on other websites. Most of y'all probably don't know me, so I'll try and also give examples/context.

The Things I've Claimed, and are Lies:

I was in Team Plasma. I was almost arrested for it. Truth: I was not in Plasma. I did date someone in Team Plasma and the police did question me after the Opelucid City freeze, but nothing ever happened to me about it as I wasn't involved.

The stuff about the Entree link Portal, with the mystery dungeons. Truth: Yeah, those photos aren't mine. I found them in old websites online and I posted them here. Sorry to those three dudes who messages me their conspiracy theories about it!

I own an Espeon named Enigma and a Leafeon named Lum and a Flareon named Figy. Truth: I do not. I've Pokemon-sat for the owners of those Pokemon. The Espeon is training to be a show-mon. The Flareon is a retired show-mon. I am a dirty liar. The Leafeon was a rescue that a family friend owns, he helps her garden and he got the ear scars from fighting off a Watchog, not from anything illegal.

I work with Fennel. Truth: I do not work with Fennel. I did mon-sit for her Munna, Dream, a few times, and I apologized for the online posts to her. I've also apologized to anyone else I've posted about online, and given them back their cash they paid me if they wanted it. So far only one person took me up on that offer and I respect that.

I made one other blog, it was full of lies too, but it was basically the same lies from what I remember.

Truths about me, whether they were on my blog or not:

My cousins breed Eevees as a side income to their big business most of them are involved in, and I Poke-sit a lot of Eevees for them and their fancy business friends, so most of the Eevees you see on my blog were ones I've taken care of.

I live in Unova. I do not have a criminal record. I've never been arrested or gotten into any trouble for my own actual bad choices.

I grew up sheltered and don't know how much things like food or housing should cost to most people. I'm used to spending without a budget and not worrying about it due to living with my grandmother to take care of her. I recently had to cut back majorly on my spending and it put a lot of things into perspective, which is one of the reasons I'm telling the truth here on this blog.

I make bad life choices. But not bad like joining a gang. Bad like writing stories online because I was bored and frustrated with my own life. Bad like toxic relationships that I still think of fondly, which isn't healthy. I am the cringiest ducklet in the pond.

I am now in school for some prerequisite classes to get my degree in giving x-rays to humans! I've been in clinicals at a human hospital and I do not want to work in Pokemon medicine. For Pokemon, I know how to give fluids, shots, cure most simple battling conditions and scrapes, but I'm no Nurse Joy and I don't want to be one.

I do own Pokemon. Three non-battling Pokemon. A Skarmory that my Grandmother bought me roughly a year ago so I could use it to get around, he is trained to be transport instead of batling. An old lady Torracat that was my Grandmother's Torracat, she has to get IV fluids every few days as she's in late stage kidney disease due to old age. And a young Purrloin that's a pretty gray color that I rescued from underneath my uncles car when he was a kitten. They don't battle. I don't battle. I don't have time for it. My Torracat can't battle for health issues, even though she wants to and she was a terror on all the neighborhood Pokemon, and my Purrloin is scared of battling, and scared of most everything. Skarmory doesn't battle because he was trained from hatching to be a flying transport Pokemon.

So sorry for everyone I lied to!

This is Keen-Umbreon, signing off, probably rather obnoxiously. I could have just let this blog fade into even-more-obscurity, but leaving the lies out there felt bad.

If I do make another blog, it will be about the Eeveelutions and other Pokemon I've sat for, with the permission of the owners and not posting as if I own them. I was scummy, and I will do better.

((OOC: Figured this was a better end than the end that happened in our Pokerole campaign. A lot less of a "Look at Me" style end. Might seem like a cop-out or something, but it's also inspired by my teenage adventures online. I was a lying little crap back in the day. I got called out and learned my lesson then. Figured it would be like a book-end to mirror that irl journey here. Instead of giving the character the send-off he had in our partly-homebrewed Pokerole campaign, where he ended up turning into a Pokemon and going feral and the world was doomed lol. Cuz that's very "Look At Me". It works for home-brewed Pokerole but not here.))

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When will the professors finally discover more Eeveelutions

I want my Bug-Type!!!

you guys put a lot of pressure on eevee. she's like the barbie of pokémon. why are you mad that shes not a lawyer when shes already an astronaut and a doctor and a mermaid

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I've gotten an official job under Professor Fennel now. She wants to send you into the Dream World, since you're a Pokemon that thinks like a human. She's going to monitor your brain waves. :)

Burgh asked me to deliver a painting for him to Doctor Fennel. Doctor Fennel, one of the two professionals who does research and experiments involving the Dream World.

The Dream World which @keen-umbreon has told me stories about. Stories that horrify me (he isn't meaning to be horrifying I just have a low tolerance for "Yeah Enigma took a nap and brought back snacks from inside of it!" And "Inside the Dream World, you can find Pokemon and bring them here! It's like the collective subconscious is friendly!"). The Dream World that is intimately linked to the Entreelink.

The Entreelink that is the unstable-stable center of Unovas own universe and time related oddities, like how the Black City and the White Forest are both there and not depending, and Opelucid is both retro and future themed but never at the same time depending.

Professor Burnet also scares me, but Doctor Fennel did it first and is in Unova.

She dares trod the land of dreams, realm of both the Lady of the Full Moon -the Lady of Solace- and the Lord of the New Moon -the Lord of Terror. And she brings things BACK! Items! Pokemon! Ideas! I am in awe of her. Brilliant madness. Genuinely brilliant, the Dream World researchers, and also genuinely horrifying.

If one were to delve into my own dreams, it would bring back only nightmares of dark water and slow movement. Or nightmares of all of my families rules coming down on my head.

I am fairly certain that Burgh is laughing in his morning cup of coffee right now. I hope my oran berry galettes somehow give you heartburn! I asked you to help me get over my fears, not - oh. I guess I could uh learn how dreams work and maybe get tips on how to deal with my nightmares while I'm there.

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POV you are a dog owner

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(Ooc: shout out to the four people rping an evil team trying to turn everyone into Pokémon in my Pokémon-ttrpg with me. I’m the only one posting it on tumblr so far. our dm, Andrew, is the leafeon in my characters house.)

Don’t worry, there will come a time…when the line separating Pokémon…and humans…comes to an END.

this is how you get a motherfucking evil team uprising

#ooc #team phase

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There’s seems to be more and more of those “mystery dungeons” opening up everywhere.

That’s what Interpol told me the things like the pond with the maze around it are called.

I did more research, mostly by asking Professor Fennel. She’s been working with Interpol for all this mess. The Entrelink is a “stable weak point” between dimensions. That’s how we can interact with dreams there. And we can even interact with other versions of our reality there, under certain circumstances. Alum basically exploited that preexisting weakness to punch a hole through to a reality where there are no humans. Ugh. Dang it Alum.

I think Lum might be Alum. He hums the same songs when he works in the garden. Same facial expressions. Grass type. Yeah. Does it make me a bad person if I don’t tell anyone? I’m kind of enjoying having him around. It’s nostalgic.

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My taste in furniture is NOT rest home! It is “these will be antiques in 20 years!” plus “little old lady”!

Glad to hear you made your decision. Thanks for the fancy milk!

Wait, you didn’t give him a normal move set before leaving him??? How and why???

Here is Purrsneakity using Shadow Sneak to get on his trampoline, and Grass Whistle to try to make me fall asleep so he can steal my kefir. This was the last picture I took of him before I gave him up. (Ignore the old lady furniture, I was hanging out with a former colleague, his taste in furniture is rest home lol.) (Yes I did drag the trampoline there. Purrsneakity refuses to have sleepovers without his trampoline and his plush zoroark. Spoiled little man!) (Yes I brought Kefir to the visit. It would be silly to not bring a nice drink to a talk where I was deconverting from NP.)

I really should have taught him some non-cracked TMs before I left him on a professionals door step. I should have left the trampoline with him. :/ Wow I suck.

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Links (OOC)

Important Post: ((OOC: The End to the plotlines. Because the characters official end from the Pokeroll Campaign he was based on was too "Look At Me!". This is the best end I can give him, I think.))

About Character: https://at.tumblr.com/keen-umbreon/about-me/9boq6lxigqgd

About Author and Rules: https://www.tumblr.com/keen-umbreon/710916112040312832/ooc-about-author?source=share

TAGS:

General Tags: #pkmn oc #real pkmn #pkmn rp #pkmn irl #pokereality #pokeblr #pokeblogging #pokemon rp #pokemon irl #real pokemon #unreality #pokeblog rp #keen-umbreon

Character Specific Tags: #keen-umbreon #keen enigma #keen figy #keen lum #keen alum

Team Plasma tags: #team plasma

Team Phase tags: #team phase #keen alum #high stakes pokeblogging #high stakes pokereality

Warning Tags: #meat #food

Organization Tags, to be added at a later date: #keen reblog #keen original #keen no comment

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OOC About Author

My Follow Blog: Keen-Kidus, KeenKidus

Hello. I am K*. I am shit at tagging. If you want to avoid the not-slice-of-life shit then block the #team phase tag.

K* is not Keen-Umbreon, Keen-Umbreon the character will occassionally say the weirdest shit ic and K* doesn't always agree with him. Keen-Umbreon is a character, not a real person. K* is 25+ years old, as of writing this I'm 25 and too lazy to go back and change this every year. I, me, myself, K*, I am a gay trans man.

Rules:

Blog is general, usually, but may get into PG-13 or higher, occasional alcohol or swearing or minor violence mentions. I will not interact with people who IRL are not adults.

Let me know if I end up rping Keen-Umbreon as too unhinged. Sometimes the muse grabs me by the hair and won't let go, but I can tone it down if asked.

Look in the tags for my OOC shit.

Non-Pokemon-universe OCs don't interact please.

Sentient Pokemon accepted, as long as they use some form of translator/assistance/training/etc. Blog canon is that Pokemon can communicate with Humans. Some of them are more animal like in intelligence but all of them think inherently different than Humans.

I don't triggertag except for food and meat. At least for now. Cuz I suck at remembering. And also because Keen-Umbreon would in-character triggertag meat.

At me in shit, babies. <3

Keen-Umbreon is an ex-member of Team Plasma. He occasionally goes on rants that will support Plasma or call all of his former co-members of Plasma idiots/fools/misguided/worse words. He occasionally mentions things that IRL PETA and the ALF have done, and he occasionally will drink the flavor-aid. Sometimes he is angsty. I promise you all that he will get better. But he's a victim of cult shit and has to deal with that himself. He's based on my own experiences with cult shit (he's like 8ish years behind my own progress) and also reality. Here's a link to the BITE model, I use a few IRL anti-cult resources and my own anti-cult recovery and therapy books as references and guides for writing him.

Steven Hassan's BITE Model of Authoritarian Control

Freedom of Mind Resource Center

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I keep forgetting to pick up my revival herb packets from the pharmacy. It helps my ADHD.

I set alarms for it. My pharmacy is almost a 24 hour one. So I should be able to remember to get them, right? Nope! Time is a very large braviary and I am a confused sewaddle!

Lum dragged me to a place that ended up being Alum's place of living. Basically a little hovel dug into a cave. I reported it to Interpol.

But I did snag some things first. Like his electric tea kettle. And some of his recipe books. And a few of his shirts and hoodies. And a jar of homemade veggie gummies. I'm allowed to be sentimental!

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Floral Eeveeluton Pins made by teaandbuns

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Frappuccino Hisuian Zorua

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some punk pokemon! (2023)

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this meme ft. My Pokémon

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how come everybody but me gets questions about pokemon care? i know tons about pokemon, ill tell you how to take care of your sick ponyta or whatever

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My friend said it is unethical to own a yamask because they used to be people, and my punishment in death will be becoming a yamask. Thoughts?

and you're gonna punish them further by not letting them live out their kickass battle-champion afterlife?

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Ok I want to say something controversial

But you are responsible for your own safe spaces. You can block tags, block words, block people.

“But i thought fandom was supposed to be a safe space” —yeah you have to curate it.

Unfortunately one persons’s safe space may be another persons’ trigger. That’s ok. Simply block them, block the tag, block the word etc. They can do the same for you.

Maybe I’m just out of touch, but I’ve been around since the days of “don’t like, don’t read” and that’s a good philosophy. If it squicks you, scroll past. If it causes you anxiety or upset, block! Plenty of people are responsive if you ask them to tag an upsetting trigger. And if they’re dicks about it, block em.