keirawantstocry

[keirawantstocry]

so sleepy why cant i just be tucked into bed and cuddled to sleep rn this is homophobic and unfair

#jay word vomits

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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what was this convo btw

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"if you ever lie to me again ill torture you alive, badboyhalo"

"oh!! haha dont threaten me with a good time!"

BADBOYHALO??????

#Yeah sure. Ok. Whatever #<-yeah what they said

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tubbo gay kissing his own robot btw. Btw. Btw. Btw

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tubbo gay kissing his own robot btw. Btw. Btw. Btw

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tubbo gay kissing his own robot btw. Btw. Btw. Btw

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tubbo gay kissing his own robot btw. Btw. Btw. Btw

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my husband REFUSES to sign the divorce papers (real) (not clickbait)

@pactw, tumblr / you will still be mine, waitress / tommyinnit & tubbo get married, tommyinnit / tubbo's relationship with tommyinnit, qsmp wiki / tommyinnit & tubbo, twitter / tommy & tubbo say their goodbyes, dream smp tvtropes / should've read the fine print, ao3 / i'm just tom, tommyinnit (youtube) / how to tell kids about a divorce, brainmind

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They were having a moment...... 😒

#he didnt say no

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Tubbo on day 42069 of the tubathon, it’s been 115 years, the light has left his eyes. He now is nothing more than a robot, made to engage humanity alone, he has seen the rise and fall of all society. He has seen it all and yet he cannot move on. And yet he cannot rest, his mouth had broken yet again, and he stares, soulless into the camera, his eyes are dead. And yet they twinkle when the timer ticks up, and up. Fear? Pain? Delight? It blurs, he is stuck in this prison, a toil for entertaining. And yet his beloved chat is stuck with him.

The timer ticks down to be replaced again. Tubbo thinks he cries. Skin replaced with porcelain that does not move. He is the only one left. He heard the screams, the cries, and he did nothing. He had a job to uphold. Now he remains, and his chat is locked in this hell with him. He’s seen them grow old, he’s seen them die. Dozens of them die, have kids, they remained.

He closes his eyes, one day he will slip away. One day he will be free

The timer reminds him that now is not the day.

#average tubbling tbh

[keirawantstocry]

hey everyone! i want to first off thank everyone for your support bc it's meant a lot to me throughout this whole shitshow <3 in better news too, for everyone following the last 4 months of my life and how shitty those have been, i've been grinding my butt off over on twitch and i'll be eligible to get paid next month! not an insane amount, by any means, but enough to cover some bills which i'm so excited about because it means things are turning around.

as of right now, shit's still pretty rough and there's no way to get an advanced payout so i'll have to wait until the 12th for that. i've sold pretty much everything i could sell that i own, and i've been doing some odd translation jobs but it just hasn't even remotely come close to something livable for me. i have around 20€ to my name and that's because a friend was kind enough to help me.

i have to show up at everyone's doorstep on tumblr dot com standing at the doorway, but i know in a different time i would've urged anyone to ask for help every single time they needed it so i'm taking a page out of my own book and putting this out there in case anyone wants to help <3 it'd mean so much to me if you could reblog, but either way thank you for letting me step on my soapbox and have a beautiful day! this is my p*ypal <3

#boost

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I love these slimecicle edits on Tenor so much thank you to whoever made them, I giggle whenever I see them

#yup okay

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this should say "tubhalo fucking slimeriana style" but now a new Toxic Pollycule From Hell has been put in my mind

#new polycule lets fucking go #well i mean hey #slime and tubbo def had a thing #so we are one step there already

[keirawantstocry]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GUYS I ASKED FOR A GIRLS NUMBER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#did she give it or did u run away? /j #<-ACTUALLY HADES #SHE SAID YES AND THEN I GOT UP THE NERVE TO APRROACH HER AFTER WORK AND ACTUALLY GET IT #so yeah im kinda so good at rizz and flirting and talking to pretty girls

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looking back at my old story ideas is heart breaking, like wow you guys had so much potential

#jay word vomits #my writing #creative writing #idk maybe ill go back #but i used to have so many ideas #big ones #idk if i can tackle them

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here's a better picture. for.... research purposes yeah

gay sex

so you're telling me old men can have sex too???? Interesting...