kemlyn

[kemlyn]

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Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

#content worth coming back for

[kemlyn]

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

#snap is and forever will be the best card game #childhood nostalgia automatically adds an extra three stars to any score #also it's so simple you can play it at any level of intoxication #but when not playing with children and not too drunk for game rules one must play shithead

[kemlyn]

#still bouncing

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just found the most fucked up plane

#my favourite childhood plane #(shut up that's not a weird thing to have) #right down the road from the campsite i basically grew up on is an airbus factory #they make wings there #i would see these little guys in the sky all the time #even went to watch them on the runways a few times #and i live close enough to that factory to still see these little guys in the sky all the time #they're the cutest #in comparison - boeing's dreamlifter looks like a roided up gym rat who does too many neck days

[kemlyn]

#accurate for every game except scrabble #which is when both of us are green #her: putting spanish words on the board that she knows i don't understand #me: coming armed with a spanish dictionary to level the playing field

[kemlyn]

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

#nah see #it's like this #'i saw someone shoplifting' stories are from a person's youth #from the days before the goal was just to enter survive and exit #from the days when we had no retail anxieties and nothing to do but be nosy while gran browsed the bunion plasters #in those days #you could look around the shop #and look around the shop #and look some more #and you would see three fellas absolutely cleaning out the toothpaste shelf #boots 1995 #i've been carrying around this story ever since #i've told it as the childhood story that it is #but 78% of 'i saw someone shoplifting' stories will passed off as present day tales by anyone whose days are otherwise a bore

[kemlyn]

#i haven't the words #only tears

[kemlyn]

Liverpool FC......at the Emmys?!

#i can't hear an immediate deafening boo coming from the audience #so presumably jodie comer wasn't there

[kemlyn]

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

#“approximately 267 people bear this name” #i'm not buying it being that few for a second #although i will absolutely choose to believe the one single person with this name in spain was me

[kemlyn]

#this is a post about ptsd - you in the bathroom? dfkgjhdfjgk (sorry for laughing at your pain)

i don't believe you're sorry at all

[kemlyn]

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

#this is a post about ptsd

[kemlyn]

So apparently the pro-Tetris scene is exploding right now because a 13 year old nerd just reached the game's true killscreen for the first time ever

#maybe it's just my ptsd talking #but i swear the blocks came at me faster than this when i played on my game boy

[kemlyn]

Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree

#pretty sure this is what the small human sees when looking at our tree #it will be march by the time it's safe to wean her off fairy lights #pray for me #she's going to scream #also #a very merry christmas to all

[kemlyn]

#i'm still seething mad #but this did tickle i can't lie #liverpool fc

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#i did not know which way this was going to go #but i knew it would be delightful no matter what

[kemlyn]

The art of Mark Maggiori

Oil

#i came to reblog something about gta v being 10 years old today #but then i got rdr feels instead #(i have no time to play either why i am tormenting myself like this)

[kemlyn]

please make him go away he's scaring even the children i haven't yet got

#i can't keep up #every visit another change or weird thing #petition for a new feature called 'here's what you missed on tumblr'