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can anyone help me in dragonspine rn

#low ar #genshin impact #dragonspine #1801298771

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real fanfic peeve is when it's obvious the author has no sense of style

#ao3

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why is this possibly the funniest thing i've ever read?

#who knows women? oh BUCK does #definitely not ME #the person who used to have a WIFE #WHAT THE HELL

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and you know what? atleast they HAD a dad! you got a fuckin rock!

#aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #house of the dragon #jacaerys velaryon #jacaerys targaryen #lucerys velaryon #joffrey velaryon

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I feel like some Fall Out Boy songs sound stupid until you listen to them in a very specific state of turmoil and then you’re like oh I get it hahaha yeah cheers Patrick yeah I’m gonna need u to sing that for me fifteen more times

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she was being silly

why is there a big group of ppl that dislike misty quigley!!!! and please skip the part where she accidently killed natalie, and when she destroyed the flight recorder, and when she wanted to poison ben, and when she poisoned the whole team, and when she had a camera inside of natalies hotel room, and when she kidnapped and then killed a women, and when she told ben she'll tell the whole world hes a child predator and a homosexual and of course please skip the part where she ate people. she was just a teenage girl!!! and then just an adult woman with a job (in which she abused old people and please dont mention that as well)

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why are you making me plan my future when i never even saw my present right now i told myself id DIEEE !!!

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i can't believe im watching smosh because i want to fuck the white guy

#smosh #ian hecox #shayne topp

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i've finished yellowjackets in a few weeks and i therefore conclude that jeff sadecki and callie sadecki are the best characters in the show

#yellowjackets #jeff sadecki #callie sadecki

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yellowjackets team (alive by season 2) rating and ranking

1. Misty - 9.5/10

i said she was annoying but like i get her now. in both the crash and adult timeline, she has the best story and characterization. maybe because her actresses are so great, but definitely her whole arc is unrivaled.

2. Nat - 9/10

her storylines in both arcs are extremely good. definitely the most important yellowjackets member along with misty, i love their little tandem. i just don't like her purple era but she did find a daughter there!

3. Shauna - 9/10

make up your fucking mind girl! one minute she's against lottie's weird cult shit, the next second she's chasing natalie so she can kill her for food and say the wilderness chose! however her craziness post-birth must be a sort of post natal psychosis. adult shauna makes up like 7 points of the 8.5, she's the better shauna for me because she's a straight up loser with an equally loser husband.

4. Coach Scott - 8/10

high ranking out of pure pity like i am so worried for this man. i hope he's still alive and he's experiencing time-traveling hallucinations or whatever, since time traveling is a pretty big theory. i wish he does survive and all the paul scenes are his present scenes but he's gone off the rocks and thinks he's still in the wilderness. this dude is the only one not extremely or supernatully fucked up bc he didn't participate in the cult thing hopefully. BURN THEM CABINS DOWN BAYBEEE

5. Lottie - 7.5/10

when your schizophrenic dreams are misinterpreted by the rest of the group and you're forced to be the face of cannibalism 😂😂🤣🤣. robbed shauna of her cannibal crown. was just being un-medicated then the rest of the team decided to honor her like a god. there were times were she was annoying but you realize she quite literally has done nothing but every single sidekick of hers decides to speak for her and it just goes wrong every single time.

6. Taissa - 7/10

tie. extremely curious about the bad tai and the man with no eyes, which serves as the only "supernatural" event in the series shown that is not in the wilderness or post-wilderness. it would be fucking crazy if tai was the one who bought "It" in the wilderness instead of it like actually already being there, like maybe that was their home? with all the cult symbols or whatever. sometimes i do just find her boring im sorry, she's just like shauna she's extremely indecisive and it's pissing me off! only 7 bc FREE SIMONE ❤️ joking

8. Travis - 7/10

i pity this man so much but sometimes he's boring and his season 1 arc had me skipping scenes. but his brother went missing, "died", came back, then actually died and then no one said "sorry we had to give up your brother to the wilderness, it was either nat or him and the wilderness chose him! we honestly could've atleast tried in helping him get out of the ice cold water but we were hungy". like can we please give this man a break? i wouldn't be surprised if him and natalie refused to hunt for them, if they're all just going to pick cards and eat each other, why hunt for deer, right?

9. Van - 5/10

i feel like one of the only people with a dislike for van's character like. lottie dickrider, i get you "owe" the wilderness for letting you live like you're obviously the favorite but the way she treats the other yellowjackets pisses me off, especially when she straight up said to travis she wasn't ashamed for sacrificing javi? why is she a stronger indoctrinated christian than lottie? i wish they reveal more about her because to be honest her character's a bit of a blank slate, it would be amazing if they start showing a more deeper relationship between her and whatever's in the wilderness. i feel like, in both the show and the fandom, van doesn't have much to her character without tai. her only storyline without tai is with her mother, which we were shown barely 30 seconds of.

10. Mari - 3/10

i just need her gone

11. girl with the shoulder length hair aka pit girl contender number 56 - 2/10

i remember one line of hers and she was rude to shauna and i just didn't like it

12. lesbian w the cap - 2/10

rude to shauna! dye your hair black and i'll give you a bigger role as possible pit girl number 57

#yellowjackets #shauna shipman #misty quigley #natalie scatorccio #taissa turner #van palmer #lottie matthews #yellowjackets mari #travis martinez #coach ben scott

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now why would van fucking say that to travis 😭 ?? his brother just DIED and her ass is saying she's not ashamed to have left him for dead? sorry but i just believe that if this were to happen to tai, travis wouldn't act crazy.

but also, yellowjackets def took on a few asian myths. lots of wood spirits and creatures take notice of girls, especially those w long hair. so i just think they're all being manipulated by a fucking kapre or something. makes sense since the biggest wilderness lovers have longer hair.

#van gives off indoctrinated christian vibes #like yeah yeah we're supposed to love her nut genuinely they all just sound like christians #yellowjackets

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this is what you white people get for fucking with wood spirits

#yellowjackets

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barely a look of regret and empathy on their eyes for travis and javi omg i need an exposé ASAP! 6 BOOKS ON EVERYTHING THE YELLOWJACKETS DID, A MOVIE AND 3 SEQUELS, DOCUMENTARIES, TV SHOWS, INTERNATIONAL NEWS STATIONS!

i hate this stupid fucking show bruh i hate them girls so much 😭🖕 YEAH I GET IT'S FOR SURVIVAL YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO HEARTLESS ABOUT IT YOU PSYCHO!

#yellowjackets #s2e8 #I HATE ALL LF YALLLL!!!!! #BRUUUHHHH!! #THEY JUST LET THE KID DROWN #SO THEY CAN EAT HIM #THE KID!! #travis martinez #javi martinez

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i hate this stupid fucking show bruh i hate them girls so much 😭🖕 YEAH I GET IT'S FOR SURVIVAL YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO HEARTLESS ABOUT IT YOU PSYCHO!

#the wilderness chose #yellowjackets #s2e8 #JAVI 💔 #I DONT CAAAREEEE!!!!

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am i crazy to think the weird cult symbol looks like it could symbolize coach scott.

#coach scott #ben scott #yellowjackets #s2e8

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LOTTIE ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY

#yellowjackets #lottie matthews #s2e8

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i love lottie, but they're all fucking stupid and crazy to think she's more important than the people who provide them food.

yeah she gives you hope or whatever. not food though!

sorry but shauna, misty, travis, and nat should've been exempt from this game that's their medic, butcher, and hunters. the rest of them will NOT survive with one of them gone

#yellowjackets #natalie scatorccio #lottie matthews #s2e8