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wait fuck it's october i forgot i gotta post something spooky

imagine this but they both end up at a shady stop (how/why is up to you) and it turms into

"okay i wanna go home but you're scared of the area we're in so i've offered to walk you all the way back to your house while staying vigilant of people we see and by the time we're at your place it's too late and way too dark to go back home so now we're having a sleepover and you have such hospitality"

sometimes ship aus can be detailed and devious but sometimes they can also be "you accidentally fell asleep on my shoulder on the bus/train while you were sitting down and you looked like you needed the sleep so badly so i let you sleep but then you missed your stop and then you had to get off at my stop with me in a completely different area so we can navigate the way back to your destination together and by the time you're back in your home you're inviting me to come back sometime" and that ok

#sure this isn't realistic #but isn't that what fanfiction is for #imagine your otp #hey someone should write this (it's me. i will write this.)

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sometimes ship aus can be detailed and devious but sometimes they can also be "you accidentally fell asleep on my shoulder on the bus/train while you were sitting down and you looked like you needed the sleep so badly so i let you sleep but then you missed your stop and then you had to get off at my stop with me in a completely different area so we can navigate the way back to your destination together and by the time you're back in your home you're inviting me to come back sometime" and that ok

#ship au #otp au #imagine your otp #i just like the idea

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yay

#10 posts #why post this? because i can

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#ao3 #if this is an everyone issue please try not to mass refresh the site - #- it'll likely make the situation worse #ao3 outage #ao3 poll

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WE'RE BACK BABY

not a fandom post or anything but has anyone else's ao3 formatting on mobile been wonky as hell?? like after the Great Downtime Of August the site came back it looked like this

really bugs me because this is the full screenshot and it makes the search and filter tab pretty much unusable while also being in your face and unmovable

#ao3

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not a fandom post or anything but has anyone else's ao3 formatting on mobile been wonky as hell?? like after the Great Downtime Of August the site came back it looked like this

really bugs me because this is the full screenshot and it makes the search and filter tab pretty much unusable while also being in your face and unmovable

#ao3 #please tell me this isn't an actual update to the site and just an error #how am i supposed to live laugh love in this condition???? #sorry for the eyesore of a censor i just don't want people seeing the horrid content i eat like spaghetti #ao3 was down and now it's back but it's WRONG

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looking back at my old huntlow posts...if only my past self knew :,]

if only she knew...

#taking the tags advice for sketchbook #maybe there's a chance

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me deviously considering possibly unfollowing the tumblr staff account

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uuuhhh

i honestly forgot i had a tumblr account for several months and now i'm deathly confused

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sgvsbsv

okay it's like 3:02 in the morning right now but hear me out righ

what if being any kind of danger prone ran in the family and one day kaisa saw this really pretty woman walking down the street and just kinda watches her walk until she confidently strides directly into a stop sign after tripping on a crack in the sidewalk

after running over to make sure she was okay, the woman laughs as if it's a common occurrence and introduces herself

so that's the story of how kaisa got a new friend who frequently visits the library after finding out where she worked, and something kaisa's noticed is that her new friend johanna's always covered in bruises or scratches whenever she visits the library (kaisa offers to bandage them up, she kindly rejects cause she doesn't wanna waste any bandages or anything), and it reminds her of that one blue haired girl that keeps coming over to the library and asking for help

she laughs it off as a funny coincidence, but another thing johanna and 'blueberry' (as kaisa likes to call the little runt) have in common is that they're ALWAYS in some kind of danger, whether it be immediate or underlying

so after getting to know her some more kaisa decides to protect her when she can, not caring about the severity of the situation (ranging from leading her out of the way of a lamppost when they're on a walk together to scaring off a bloodthirsty animal with loud shouty noises or secrete magic)

johanna, oblivious as a rock, doesn't notice what kaisa had been doing until the latter got hurt in a particularly bad situation

johanna realizes what she'd been doing and helps kaisa come back to full health, but she feels incredibly guilty for dragging kaisa into her mess, but kaisa reassures her that she's willingly been helping johanna out

johanna, stubborn as a mule, tries to find ANY way to help, which kaisa thinks is honestly kinda cute

Honestly might add more to this post in the future but now it's way too late

#kaisa hilda #johanna hilda #sketchbook ship hilda #johanna tries to do some kind of grand gesture for kaisa everytime she helps her out of a sticky situation #it ends up going horribly wrong everytime so after the gesture inevitably fails johanna makes pie or cookies for her instead #(kaisa appreciates it though)

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i think (keyword think) confirmed hilda s3???

now isn't this an interesting little thing??? there might be minor spoilers in the article regarding a couple episode names so be warned

#hilda #potential hilda season 3 #minor spoilers

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OG MY GOD I JUST READ THEIR REBLOG TO THEIR OWN POST ABD IT MAKES IT LIKE 10X BETTER

Idk how widespread this info is, but many modern magic practitioners use “in the broom closet” as a synonym for not telling some or all the people around them about their practices and/or beliefs.

What I’m trying to get at here is. Kaisa and Johanna talking, early on in their friendship. Kaisa says she’s “in the closet” to basically everyone who isn’t like her. Johanna misinterprets it. Shenanigans ensure.

(So ig basically this post but reversed eodnksbsjs)

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Oh my god I love this because I can just imagine johanna making little queer references like asking her if she listens to girl in red or something and kaisa being INCREDIBLY confused cause she doesn't get any of them

Idk how widespread this info is, but many modern magic practitioners use “in the broom closet” as a synonym for not telling some or all the people around them about their practices and/or beliefs.

What I’m trying to get at here is. Kaisa and Johanna talking, early on in their friendship. Kaisa says she’s “in the closet” to basically everyone who isn’t like her. Johanna misinterprets it. Shenanigans ensure.

(So ig basically this post but reversed eodnksbsjs)

#sketchbook ship hilda #johanna hilda #kaisa hilda #okay but hear me out #what if kaisa thought johanna knew exactly what she meant so she starts doing slightly witchy things to test the waters