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I’m commissioning custom fan-fiction! I know y’all here on tumblr like your blorbos and your ships.

#rainbow six siege #pokemon #Warhammer #warhammer 40k #fanfic #open comision #Hey! #Look! #Listen! #I can do SFW #orNSFW

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Friend: “What makes Warhammer 40K so great?”

Me: *Puts on full Space Marine gear, equips and activates chain sword and bolter* Me: You better learn, you heretic.

#IloveWarhammer40k #NoInquisitornotthispost

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A production of Romeo & Juliet

and everything is completely normal except there is a drummer with a drum set in the background. No one knows what they are there for but they’re there.

BUT when Mercutio says “Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man.” the drummers plays that “badum-HSSS” sound. Nothing else is different.

#romeo and juliet #romeo & juliet

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Yes yes

“I want to be the very best,” Pokemon intro is pretty cool but y’all are sleeping on the absolute BANGERS some of the Pokemon intros can be.

#pokemon

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What is high school drama

but a slightly less lethal game of thrones?

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Couldn’t even give “4k” that extra “0″ huh

So is Warhammer 4k somehow the auth right version of the clearly anarcho-communist D&D? I’ve never played it I just know that “God Emperor” and “Imperium” come from it and bad people love those words

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Say, battle brother.

You know a lot about chaos, hm? You seem to know everything about it. Like how I know that you are the traitor who steals my imperial corpse rations in the fridge. You always claim it to be an accident EVEN THOUGH I LABEL IT.

YOU ARE NOT JUST A TRAITOR, BUT A HERETIC TOO. YOU ARE NOT ONLY A FOLLOWER. YOU EMBODY THE PROPENSITY OF CHAOS ITSELF. YOU ARE A VESSEL FOR THE DESIRES OF THE FLESH AND THE SINS OF THE SOUL.

#warhammer #wh40k meme

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Day 34991491948212874 of hating Alkali Earth Metals

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Car-battle-hydates

Found this while scrolling fitness instagram and i just died laughing

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Found this while scrolling fitness instagram and i just died laughing

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I like rats but like... vibe wise only.

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When will parents understand that a reason is not an excuse?

Oh yeah sure, I get you are stressed because you are tied up in bills, but it doesn't mean you should scream bloody murder at me, your child, for turning off a light accidentally.

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Day 2 of hating Alkali Earth Metals

This post was made by the Transition Metals gang

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Day 1 of hating Alkali Earth Metals

This post was made by the Transition Metals Gang

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Frick Alkali Earth Metals. Me and my homies hate Alkali Earth Metals.

This post was made by the Transition Metals gang.

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The internet is just one big competition over who can string together random words  and make the most incomprehensible sentence ever read.

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Why do people spend so much time indoctrinating and brainwashing the perfect assassin in movies, books, etc?

Just grab an osu! player, put them wherever, and just play the combo break sound. You’ll get faster and better results.