I’m actually gonna jump out of a moving vehicle
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“My child is completely fine” your child wants to get their back blown by a 60+ year old man with a former addiction problem
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i just. do not like short haired men. if he doesn't look like he could be an 80s metal band member i don't want him
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the way he gets all shy about it actually makes my heart melt, sammy tell us about your garden baby 🥺
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Who remembers the hell house mansion fiction... what ever happened to that... that was life changing 😂
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