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All the kids being neurodivergent is subtext. The subtext happens to be in bold and all caps, but it is still subtext.

i always thought it was funny that caliborn only used the r word like once in the comic considering that, if you were going to make this argument, he’s one of like four characters that could have a genuine slur reclamation case built for him

#homestuck

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light players and their mascara

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Karkat

"you know what? Fuck this. Fuck you" but instead of being followed by a bad take, it just keeps going

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mom lalonde would do this if she actually enrolled rose into school

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Dave: Come on, Jane. You gotta at least try!

Jane: For the last time I'm not experimenting on you!

Dave: .....

Dave: Hey Jade! Can you stretch me?

dave only ever gets to be 5’9 due to mild malnutrition and various other growth stunting activities in his youth but alpha dave got to be like 6’5 and once dave finds this out from dirk he steams about it for like three weeks

#homestuck #dave strider #jane crocker

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You guys really like this one huh? Alright here's some more!

Jane, Roxy, and Rose run some kind of scripted horror/true crime podcast. I will not comment on whether or not it's any good.

Dave gives off middle school science teacher vibes. Whenever he's swamped with grading he calls up Jake. He used to call Jade too until her 'science experiment' left a crater in the school parking lot.

Dirk and Jade are no longer allowed to scheme together after The Incident. It started with a Gundam marathon.

John is the single most helpful friend ever. Jane will call him up to ask if he can help with the bakery and he'll be at the door in ten minutes. He's the beta reader of everything Rose writes. He's the only thing standing between the girl's podcast and it being so complicated that no one can understand it.

What each kid would be if they hadn't ended the world

John: Never has a single job for more than a year. Has done everything at least once.

Rose: English major that then ended up at a bland desk job. She has a few published works.

Dave: You know those kids that became teachers because one teacher saved their life growing up by just being the only adult who would listen? Dave's a teacher.

Jade: Physicist. She can't vent about her work because none of her friends would pass a security background check. She shouldn't be able to pass one either but the Feds never found that out.

Jane: Corporate if you want her to be miserable. Owning a Cafe if you want her to be happy.

Dirk: Engineer. Have you ever met an Engineer? Dirk is just the right kind of autistic to be an Engineer.

Jake: Ecologist. He spends his days hiking through swamps to find and catalogue fungus and he is the happiest he could possibly be. He somehow manages to get bit by something on every outing.

Roxy: Have you ever met those cyber security people who have done every single drug known to man and are actual wizards? Like John McAfee if he was a very different kind of nuts.

#homestuck #jade harley #jake english #rose lalonde #dirk strider #jane crocker #john egbert #dave strider #roxy lalonde

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What each kid would be if they hadn't ended the world

John: Never has a single job for more than a year. Has done everything at least once.

Rose: English major that then ended up at a bland desk job. She has a few published works.

Dave: You know those kids that became teachers because one teacher saved their life growing up by just being the only adult who would listen? Dave's a teacher.

Jade: Physicist. She can't vent about her work because none of her friends would pass a security background check. She shouldn't be able to pass one either but the Feds never found that out.

Jane: Corporate if you want her to be miserable. Owning a Cafe if you want her to be happy.

Dirk: Engineer. Have you ever met an Engineer? Dirk is just the right kind of autistic to be an Engineer.

Jake: Ecologist. He spends his days hiking through swamps to find and catalogue fungus and he is the happiest he could possibly be. He somehow manages to get bit by something on every outing.

Roxy: Have you ever met those cyber security people who have done every single drug known to man and are actual wizards? Like John McAfee if he was a very different kind of nuts.

#homestuck #jade harley #jake english #rose lalonde #dirk strider #jane crocker #john egbert #dave strider #roxy lalonde

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The only one of the beta kids who should be in any way competent is Jade. Rose and John are normal 13 year old levels of competent and Dave doesn't know what broccoli looks like.

#homestuck #jade harley

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Jade, Davepeta, and Terezi are the only ones who don't fall for it but they sure as hell aren't going to deny June her fun so they help with the gaslighting.

Look, as much as I love June having all these really nice and emotional coming out moments, I think she should be allowed to use her gender for comedy. She goes on HRT for like 5 months without telling anyone and shows up at the next hangout with her friends looking like a totally different person. She gaslights them into thinking that she was always a girl. Everyone starts panicking because this seems like peak timeline fuckery. Shit goes to the Earth-C equivalent of DEFCON 2 before she reveals the gag to everyone. The effects of her coming out are catastrophic. There are no survivors.

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told my friend “i have this desktop folder full of violent homestuck panels what kind of meme video do i make with it” and he was like “set it to an oingo boingo song”

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They're 13, the options are 5 foot nothing, 4'9" and salty about it, and the one person whose 6 foot tall and already has facial hair, there are no other options

HEIGHT CHART?????????

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so that meteor trip huh

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aces up

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Karkat is the mom friend, like, that's a key part of his character. A key part of Kanaya's character is that she Sucks Fruity Asshole Factory at being a mom and that's okay.

Homestuck fandom stop applying Kanaya as the “responsible mom friend” challenge

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i got my friend to name homestuck characters in anticipation of his homestuck read. nice

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the striderlalondes my beloveds <3 <3

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sobbing and crying and passing out rose isn't into witches she likes wizards please don't let yourself be brainwashed by jk rowling girls can be wizards jade is associated with witches rose is associated with wizards. runs headfirst into traffic