tell me another story about the serpents, ada
KID THRANDUIL AND WHAT I THINK OROPHER LOOKS LIKE (BREATHES HEAVILY)
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caringwasmyfall:
—- “Full homo.”
”Homo at maximum velocity."
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caringwasmyfall:
—- { Silently dares him to }
{ lifts skirt }
”—no homo."
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amillionmuses:
Plebeian? She fought a giggle. “Uh huh. Well I’m sure it’s your car park sir, but uh… kinda public too. You haven’t even got so much as a wall anywhere”
{ is quiet--eyes squinting down at her }
”A...wall?"
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isabelle youre back!!!!
shRIEKING INTENSIFIESHELLO IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK
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caringwasmyfall:
—- “Riiiiiight.” { sways mini grass skirt. }
{ desire to lift Sherlock's skirt up is strong }
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amillionmuses:
"Uh, sir? You’re standing in a mall car park" the woman explained.
”Are you insinuating that this is not my mall car park?"
{ he slurs }
”—paid for this with the money I got when I ripped off Oakenshield, no plebeians allowed on my car park zone."
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i've been back for about five minutes and the first thing i do is whip out the crack rp incredible
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caringwasmyfall:
—- “A bit much for hula night.”
”Nipple tassels are an essential part of every hula night, Holmes."
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amillionmuses:
"T - thank you? I’m supposed to be a hula dancer"
Wow Halloween sure brought out the weirdos. Sara mentally shrugged.
{ he scowls, face distorting. }
”—yes and now you're leaving."
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caringwasmyfall:
—- “Nearly as well as the bedazzled nipple tassels suit you.”
”They're Gucci, bitch."
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”—that coconut bra suits you."
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WHAT'S UP SLUTS GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM PRISON
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sablemableable said: cry those tears i feel you bb
nICO DI ANGELO AND AND WHAT CUPID SAID TO HIM AND JESUS F UCK JASON BEING SO SUPPORTIVE AND LIKE I LOVE JASON GRACE OK AND NICO THINKING HE DOESN'T FIT IN AND HOW HE RAN AWAY AND HOW HE'S DELUDING HIMSELF INTO THINKING THAT HE LIKES ANNABETH AND AND THE THING WITH HOW THALIA'S AFRAID OF HEIGHTS AND PERCY IS AFRAID OF DROWNING AND SO NICO'S PROBABLY AFRAID OF THE DARK AND NICO DI ANGELO
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i'M HAVING SO MANY FEELINGS OVER PJO RIGHT NOW SOMEONE PLS HOLD ME
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ginkothewanderer:
"Perhaps, but your butt is still invalid as well."
"But the schlong isn't."
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